• How do you tell someone you aren’t on social media without coming off as a snob? - Whip out your flip phone and it will answer the question for them.

I got my wife a cricut which is a craft paper cutter machine thing. It does NOT have a desktop app and I hate it for that. We both know illustrator and how to make paths and shit. That thing knows how to cut using vectors which is what illustrator makes. We can make something on the computer and then we have to upload…

My dad was 59 and he wanted a shingles shot because he had a friend who got it and wanted to avoid that. The doctors/insurance said they wouldn’t give it to him until he was 60. He got shingles a few months before his 60th birthday. He was not happy.

Still just hiking.

I want to try out google fi but I’m wondering how my coverage will be. I am currently with verizon and I have good 4g coverage pretty much everywhere. The fi coverage map for my area minneapolis area) is good for my surrounding area but immediately outside it goes to 3g and sometimes no g.

Does a coffee pot count? Since it is only good at one thing and it takes up counter space?

I wear jeans and a long sleeve button up to work but that’s because its always cold in the building. Its 90 degrees outside but inside people have to wear blankets. If it was a little warmer I would wear shorts because I can. Stop telling people what to wear.

Shut up

Get giant beer mugs to drink out of. They have this handy indent in the bottom when placed top down in the dishwasher that fills with water during the wash cycle. When you open the dishwasher if the mug is full of water the dishes are clean. This is not only a simple hack but also encourages you to drink more. 2 birds…

If roommate is still alive you need to re-wash them to ensure their demise.

I have 4 or 5 tape measures lying around my house in various places. I have no idea where any of them are. I would lose this one too.

I have 4 or 5 tape measures lying around my house in various places. I have no idea where any of them are. I would…

I don’t eat at my desk for 2 reasons. First is I work at the same place as my wife so we always eat lunch together and we go find a table somewhere to eat. We don’t have a cafeteria or a break room that is suitable for eating but there are some tables we can go to. After that we go sit in the car or go to a park or go…

You have a phobia of not being an asshole. Its not a terrible thing to have.

I love beer but hate growlers.

I love beer but hate growlers.

Steak for dinner. My keg is empty though, I have a new batch that will be ready this weekend though.

A highly skilled tech worker who can’t afford food. Life is great!

So you spend 4 hours a day in a car so you can pay $1600 a month for a closet and not have enough left over for groceries. You sure are living the life.

I disagree. Stay out of the plains. Stay on the coast away from me.