238,900 miles and a little over a month? .... that's cute....

tl:dr;

But at least von Hohenlohe is culturally curious

"Bro, check it out — our party theme for Cinco de Drinko."

I have a small TrueCrypt volume containing my tax documents. Even though I don't really see anyone breaking into my computer (then again, most people don't), it seemed almost irresponsible to just have them sitting around unprotected. Like, I don't really expect someone to steal my car, but it's worth enough to me…

Pretty good chance that these guys pray to the neon god they made.

If Fox could get all of these guys in the room to watch Fox Sports One, it would get its highest ratings.

Fan: [Dials 1-800-COMCAST]

Everyone missed that. That was a Fox blunder because they thought the two minute warning had gone into effect.

Yeah I never understood the Subway craze. I'm a Jimmy John's fan myself.

I can't wait till the racists explain that it's apples and bananas.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Can't wait to see how the hockey apologists explain that it's apples and oranges.

Pascals are the SI unit. Use SI prefixes if needed.

Unreliable and unpredictable racing!

Adobe paid you to write this didn't they? Why don't you quit being a whore and write how to do this in the GNU Image Manipulation Program that's you know, available in all flavors of Linux, Unix, BSD, your beloved Apple PC and Windows, that costs no one money and your fellow readers can use today?

Curse my leather wallet manufacturer!! Why isn't there a lock on my WALLET?! AARGGGH! MY MONEY!!!

What happens when you lose your wallet? You rush to cancel all your cards right? What happens when you lose your phone? Nothing. Which is why:

Blame wallet makers when someone can steal your wallet and take your credit cards.

Sooooo now it's just as secure as a regular wallet?