Short of doing a full 997 fascia swap, your best option is headlight covers like these.

This is why I love Jello Picnic.

Good luck, we’re all counting on you.

This gif is everything.

Hoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu, brother.

“Left Shark” is the answer to many of life’s questions.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Regular Coronchero or Coronchero Supreme? Only $2.39 each for a limited time!

... -chero is harder than -camino? My acquaintances who work in speech pathology will be fascinated by this revelation. Your exposition of the previously unrealized alliteration in "el camino" will also be interesting to myself and several of my peers who are professors in English and Literature.

Hey, don't forget this beauty, the Toyota RV-2 concept from 1972.

PSA: The Ranchero came well before the el camino, and should have the notoriety as such. Therefore, kindly stop referring to cars with pickup beds as "-camino" or "-amino". Also, "el camino" is a dumb name: It translates to "the road". You drive on the road, not in one.

And then there's the Datsun U620.

That is so beautiful. I love how surprised it looks.

and the wikipedia rabbit hole leads me to this little lovely

Back in the 1960s, I had never heard of Toyota. Honda I knew because of their F1 car and motorcycles. What put Toyota on the map for me was the 2000 GT in the James Bond movie, "You only live twice". This Corona was kind of cool for its time. Sadly, this was my only connection to Toyota back then:

I believe they were made under license by Australian Motor Industries, which makes sense, because I think it is practically federal law in Australia that every car must be offered in pickup form.

Shout out to my great-grandmother, who had the charm of a fucking snapping turtle

This one's even cooler: