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Kind of off topic but it’s cutely funny when I go to get coffee and one of the new baristas has overdone it that morning.

I love tea, and I love Boston. So I guess I’m still out of step with the Jezzies.

Then Tuesday’s:

I feel it is my responsibility to correct the record and assure our readers that tea is very good, and certainly better than coffee.

I love this but I’m on the fence about how gullible everyone on camera really is.

Crimes, on the other hand, are something that former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort seems to really enjoy doing.

Right?  My body isn’t perfect, but it is bangin’ and I’m not apologizing for a damn thing.

The only thing I could think of was “I know I’m but just a peasant, but even I know what quality products look and feel like.”

Why do men so often write women who apologize for their tits? For their size, for not being the same size. Does that mean they think we should be apologizing or something? Sheesh.

At this point, I think any new charges are less about some grand, three-dimensional-chess strategy than the prosecutors looking at each other and saying, “Yeah, fuck this guy.”

Uh duh, people assume if they’re paying over a hundred dollars on shoes that they’ll be of good quality. And if you pay someone to pretend to know about fashion, they’re gonna do their best to pretend to know about fashion.

If “Ivanka’s role was limited to recommending an architect,” the project was doomed. Ivanka was in charge of the Trump Baku (Kazakhstan), completed in 2016 using dubiously sourced funding (Iranian Revolutionary Guard). This hideous building, which literally looks like a dildo lodged in a vagina, is still unoccupied

Clearly there’s an opportunity to develop a hand dryer powerful enough to open doors.

draw dick pics on the cockpit

Lt. Col. Paul Goossen, the head of the 69th (NICE) Bomb Squadron

This man is a national hero. The Air Force should stop dicking around, sack up, and say nuts to punishing him for a load that’s been blown way out of proportion.

They aren’t even really finding stool. Just bacteria that live in people’s guts...and also live many other places. This is just stupid sensationalism.

Before sitting down to a meal, wash your face, comb your hair, wash your hands. Do the same after eating, as well as brushing your teeth, if possible.

And wash your damn hands after you change that baby’s diaper too, the amount of people I see changing diapers in inappropriate places and not cleaning their hands is just horrifying. Parents are the worst.

Basic hygiene and social niceties have nothing to do with germophobia. Grabbing the doorhandle to a public restroom is the same as grabbing the dicks of the last 100 guys to use it.