My boobs are gone now (they tried to kill me), but the rack I used to have was pretty impressive. I always tried (and still do) to dress extra slutty, just because. Fuck they body police!

I don’t know. Like, she knew about it, he informed her and it is his body so it seems pretty reasonable.

It’s artisanal jizz. Home made and organic.

I just got this joke, and it was hilarious.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

And my grandmother told me my mousy looks would never get me anywhere.

As a way of, I guess, proving that she has or had naturally curly hair,

You do understand that anyone could sue these people for selling them alcohol and cigarettes right? So, then everyone should sign this waiver right?

There’s actually no scientific evidence that light drinking while pregnant is harmful to the fetus (all the data comes from binge drinking mothers). Approximately two thousand years of women moderately drinking while pregnant (and in plenty of modern cultures, like large swaths of Europe) show pretty well that you can…

I would say it’s cool if you think YOUR behavior should change when YOU get pregnant. I’d say it’s less cool if you think MY behavior should change when I get pregnant.

Cosby Show ended in 92 and That’s So Raven debuted in 2003. Don’t declare yourself anything of the 90s, Ravegirl.

But they can’t because all the other parents are doing it.

This is why Americans can’t have nice things. Parenthood here sucks in general because we don’t have maternity leave, we don’t have welfare, we live to work and not work to live. Instead of complaining because the upper class complains, why don’t we try complaining together against politicians and our employers? Also,…

I’m with you! I think people should be offered something like a sabbatical. If you want to take a month off to go find yourself, go for it. If you want a month off to have a baby, go for it. As a childfree person, it annoys me to no end to be expected to move around my plans to accommodate parents needing to pick up…

First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

Paid maternity leave seems like a stretch when you consider that most employers refuse to offer health care benefits to all of their employees. People don’t choose to get sick. People choose to procreate. If we’re going to compare ourselves to other more civilized countries, maybe we should consider how we are going…

THEY DID SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE THEREFORE BULLYING

There are things you survive. There are things you get over or move past.

I didn’t know there was a controversy. I’m not about to read an article about either. Seems like I’ve heard 3 or 4 versions of “Crazy” and every one of them was good.

There is some controversy over white people performing acoustic covers of music by black artists