Instagram told Sally to slow her Mustang down, And put her flat feet on the ground, when all she wants to do is ride, Sally, ride.

Who has to fuck the goat?

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

This. If you’re married, cheat with other married people.

Personally, I don’t think anyone should advise anyone else what to do in their relationships (not rebutting you here, of course, just giving my opinion). Unless we’re talking about a situation of danger.

I’ve been on this earth for 29 years and I’ve come to the conclusion that most people rather not know the truth. Despite the fact people say they want a honest partner, they want the truth when it’s convenient.

Kanye West.

I don’t know why my future children should get a better world than mine. Like eff them! What did those assholes ever do for me???

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

Most white people have no opinion about this song. Of the white people who do have an opinion, most are listening to, requesting, and/or purchasing the song. Don’t believe Gawker that there is some sort of organized race riot... the story here is invented for clicks.

I don’t get the point of this article at all. Actually, most people—black, white, etc—didn’t have a problem with Formation. At most people hailed it as the ultimate #blacklivesmatter anthem, at worst they thought it was a meh song with lyrics that didn’t match the content, thus rendering it—dare I say?—appropriation…

I agree, I was glad to see something this thoughtful on the matter. Understanding individual coercion is something that many women develop a vocabulary for as they grow up; understanding cultural coercion is more complicated. I maintain that I freely, wholeheartedly consented to my first sexual experience at the age…

Bless this person’s heart. Baby someone noticed but probably kept it to themselves .

Depressing things I’ve learned from the Jezebel comments today:

Maybe. But I’m on Swift’s side. I know she’s a vanilla white girl we all roll our eyes over, but she’s one of many women who have to put up with this shit from men looking for cheap plugs.

Exactly what I was thinking. Personal feelings about TSwift aside, how is a woman asserting herself and taking (deserved) credit for her own accomplishments something to mock or deem “insufferable”?

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

Um, NO. Are you a “mature child”? A “post-childhood child”? An “adult child”? Are we describing everyone as where they are in relation to childhood? No? Then why is this fetus getting described like that?

I really wish more doctors would challenge laws like this as an affront to their own conscience. All they have to do is sue, saying “Prescribing a non-medically necessary procedure goes against my conscience as a doctor and personal beliefs as a private citizen.” I understand why they don’t (it’s a bigass, expensive…