I guess they couldn’t stoop low enough to dress as this. This is by far the worst game I’ve ever played and I’m including Aquaman and Advent Rising.

Even without seeing the video, I knew Fielder will be involved.

I didn’t feel that bad until I saw the security guard took the ball back. That’s just a kick in the dick.

Just buy a fucking PC already.

I really didn't care for the demo at all, but that's probably because I prefer combat that is either entirely turn-based, or entirely action-oriented. Attempts like this to meet in the middle inevitably end up being less than the sum of their parts, and in my opinion FFXV is no different.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

How do you get arrested for resisting arrest?

Her attorney is garbage.

Correa’s homer off the tinted windows of the sports bar in center field went 462 feet according to Statcast (459 feet by ESPN’s reckoning).

Unlike any Villain SW has had except for your description, which almost perfectly applies to Ep. II and III Anakin??

Now, see, to me this plays as him trying too hard. He’s overcompensating in a really morbid way, using this to say, “Look at me! See how evil I am! Dudes, so fuckin’ evil over here!!! Guys? Anyone?”

Holy fucking shit that dude still has Christmas lights up lol.

I mean, I wouldn’t expect any less from a Neapolitan who was just told someone is putting honey on a pizza.

Ah, the old Upton defense:

“Well, we won’t be getting that camera back.”

So, it being an Obsidian game, will it start off well, become amazing when you think you’re about halfway done, and then end unceremoniously and out of the blue?

this is fucking dumb dude. everyone knows that only the Stunner is real

Ted Rogers, deceased former head of Rogers Communications, which stands outside the stadium. So Rogers called the cops.

Ladies and gentlemen, this guy right here.