Damn! If you’re going to let big men punch each other in the face you should probably have someone around to respond a little bit faster if one of them gets KTFO and then face plants on some ice. Maybe this would be more important than leading off the other combatant.

Tyson’s tie situation is really unfortunate. The liner of that jacket is just bad, but that was a choice. That tie was just sloppily knotted. Oh yeah and boxing or something.

Why does a hologram need a chair? Does he have an exact replica of that chair to sit in for these conferences? C’mon.

“Stan Kroenke is a duplicitous piece of shit. Fuck him. His ownership is a taint, not just in the sense of a stain on the NFL, but literally a taint, the area between the anus and testicles.”

Top shelf event, mostly overpriced, middle shelf booze. For 15k you should get a rider.

haha, true, but full, bloated and wasted is full, bloated and wasted, sprint or marathon, and 18 by halftime sounds pretty darn close.

Sorry, but winning a few hundred million would go a long way towards solving many of life’s problems. Maybe it wouldn’t make you happy, but I would take a re-adjusted “happiness baseline” based around a better quality of life. Finding a trip to Jamaica to be commonplace sure sounds better than scrimping and saving for…

Reminds me of when people were all excited about some supposed nude patch or glitch for the first Tomb Raider on PC.

“I got Stephan (pronounced STEF-in, not ste-FON) on the horn to suss out this mythical dude lifestyle.”

Whenever I’m feeling low, all I need to do is read a comment thread about North Korea’s military. Thanks, you guys.

Bet a lot of folks are thinking harder about this track than Yeezy did. Just him going off on Nike and some bullshit. Not everything he touches gonna turn to gold and I’m sure he knows it and doesn’t give a fuck.

I’d say he’s a little worse off than having the wind knocked out him.

I knew that four drink minimum at bowl games was a mistake.

All sports should be broadcast in Spanish with necessary subtitles. Just sounds better.

Why would a used 2016 Versa have a “negligible” value?

Historic = yes. Nice = no.

Interesting. Yet somehow this unit ended up in the hand of a customer.

Like I said, “likely happened.” Having also previously worked in retail electronics we had measures to designed to prevent internal shrink that were just as stringent as loss from customer theft. Now of course you could be totally right and maybe an employee was just dumb enough to go through the trouble of making a…

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”