Aren’t all chaps assless and crotchless?

Zara isn’t merely a talented equestrian, she’s an Olympic silver medalist.

It’s not about worse, solely. It’s about OLD. This is the equivalent of shitting on Milli Vanilli in 2017.

Swifty here. You do you, Taylor. Make that money.

Wow, you guys are cranky.

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

agree.

Being afraid of stairs and doorways is CLASSIC, well-documented dementia behavior.

I euthanized my grandmother last night. We put the Food On Franklin podcast on for her to listen to as the poison was injected into her veins.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

Thank you for posting this. As soon as I stop crying for the 75th time I’m getting on the Addison bus with a box full of chalk. I have quite a few names to add to that wall.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Pie, gotta be.

Maddox is a teen and all teens are bad.

I will never understand why people are so eager to give monetary rewards to artists and writers who already have demonstrated that they can support themselves financially. Why not give out $62,500 awards to 10 times as many people who don’t yet have firm financial footing, MacArthur?

We have an extremely elegant and luxurious Foodspin plan. It’s gonna be tremendous.

Will deadspin hire Rob Ryan after the Bills fire him

Are we referring to the city, or some child that was recently born to Park Slope parents?