So all the kids wearing a clown face or mike myers mask will be in white face? Or someone dressed as an inflatable t rex is putting down the scalies community? Its a full body costume if she never took it off. No one would know

I just threw my modem at a passing by comcast van with my service account number on it. Figured that was as good of a return of equipment that i got from its service.  

I do the wave hand in small circle. The universal sign of hurry up. When people drag out a story. My wife gets pissed when i do it to her. 

as i was clicking buy they took it offline....

as i was clicking buy they took it offline....

without watching your videos or talking to you in person, “I can’t let you get away with this.” “For one thing, the Tim’s not even funny. Additionally, you shouldn’t trust Journalists“

He needs to deliver pizza boxes, not drive one.  Why are all these cars cubes

they seem easy to use but legality behind it, im more worried about good Samaritan laws either am i required to help or if i do and you die anyways will i get sued

how to play breakpoint.

we had one of these in our office when i started. i asked who was trained to use it. and the answer is what you would expect. all the people that have been at the company for 20 years were trained on it back in the day. i brought up the fact that the only people that knew how to use it was the people that were most…

This game was built from ground up to be microtransactioned to hell and back. You dont need a time saver tab of in game store if you didnt make the grind longer than needed. You dont need crafting materials unless they made it hard to gather in game

There is no rest time at the gym. Its just those bro’s, that wanna brag they spend 8 hrs at the temple of sweat. Bitch u did 30 minutes of actual workouts and 7 hrs of youtube

first tell lifehacker to stop calling everything a “hack”, its not everyone knows it. stop click baiting.

“what did the 5 fingers say to the face?”

so farfetch’d forgot how to be left handed when he evolved? why they hating on south paws?

do like me and start smoking to stop vaping

but are Barons hands bigger than Trumps? or did Trump make Baron get surgery to shrink his hands so Trump’s were bigger?

you immediately pull the money out and put it in a fund that gets interest as fast as possible. then drag out the preceding with the bank until you earned a bit of cash on the deal. then return the money

I bought it when ad-icle first went up. Think they sold out. There were 3 "color “options. Now seems like only 2. Sorry 

I bought it when ad-icle first went up. Think they sold out. There were 3 "color “options. Now seems like only 2.…

It’s an expansion for 2k19 that doesnt require purchase of the base game. How generous of them.

does BK or del taco have separate grills to cook these meats on? do they sterilize the cooktop before every impossible burger is being prep’d? i doubt it. so its not vegetarian.  cooked in beef fat. but it does taste ok though.