idk if firemans boots are comfortable.

Dikachu studded for her pleasure.

working as a bus boy at a on military base catering place. i use to get a group of old women whose husbands were dead and they would just sit and drink at brunch. half way through the brunch one would flag me down to retrieve something she dropped on the floor. idk how many bend and snaps i had to do to retrieve a…

challenge accepted. first person to get chat banned til 2999 wins

slowpoke? its tail is a delicacy.

the real issue is. why is the WARNING lights Green? green means go? so its the bridges fault

or just use pokemon go. its GPS is accurate and fun

so subtly he said he had 18 beers or drinks back stage, when he should have stopped at 12.

its like chester cheetah poop. thats whats life is like being cheesy.

missed opportunity. it should have been “We yarn for the days when it was safe to go out there flesh-to-flesh.” instead of “We yearn for the days when it was safe to go out there flesh-to-flesh.”

no way you can get a 1070 today for $160. i dare say that is impossible

no way you can get a 1070 today for $160. i dare say that is impossible

that first image. what are those 2 pandas doing on the left?

Game developer barbie is a poser. She has no prescription lenses in those glasses. She doesnt need glasses, she’s a big fat phony

is calling people gay in the UK legal? or is felix gonna get rich quick again the old fashioned way? by good old butt reaming legal sanctions?

accident or is he that tall, that he can just barely lift a leg and place it square on the camera mans sternum?

thats awsome thanks.

and thats why i use google docs. if i cant go to a store and pick up a generic office suite of word,powerpoint,excel than fuck em. ill use google.

how does it hold up against a 250 lb. person sitting on it day in and day out? do you crush the battery with your cheeks until it fails and lights your pants on fire? does it feel like you are sitting on a the brick that it is?

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Ready. Set. Terrible.