either “i see what you did there” is required here or a .... “u mus be frum Oklahoma”

the auto run, 99.999999999% impossible, naked mario glitch levels need to be deleted. sorry that every level created by a 9yr old gets deleted but as dark souls say “get gud or go home”. your levels are crap and you should feel glad someone at Nintendo had to sit through your level to determine its a piece of crap.

Im now taking bets on when moms across the world get their April Credit card billing statements and collectivly flip their shit and beat ass till its bloody and Valve gets a bunch of nasty emails.

OHHH, its about eating a mayo/banana sandwiches. i thought when i first saw the reports people were calling him a nazi over cutting the banana vertically instead of in circular slices. which is odd to me

“I consciously add as much diversity as I can to my writing and I don’t care if people think that’s ‘forced’ or fake.” forced defined: produced or maintained with effort; affected or unnatural.

Easy answer: men who spread legs while sitting are percieved to need that room due to what they are packing in those shorts therefore sexier. Women who spread legs while sitting are percieved to be less proper and thus easier to get into bed.

How about doing a study on if its ok to crank on that handle like your trying to rip it off when setting the break. Having it set that hard can’t be good. Needing hulk like strength to pull the handle,back a half a notch to let off the break. Those people suck

this is the progress game makers can expect when they are porting from Korea and Russia. just put it through google translate and sell ghillie suits for $20 a pop because they are perceived to be OP

100 word post on jezebel is worth 1 slice of pizza? i could off of that kind of income. lets talk.

this year i noticed they gave me a big sticker that says “i bought girl scout cookies” i just keep that around when im walking to and from a store that they frequent, like a ward against the harpies. they tend to not ask as much. same with the police/firefighter people with the bucket for donations, just keep those…

trying to cut back on dairy? with a severe lactose intolerance? i would be cutting all lactose if it was a severe intolerance. good luck with only pooping your brains out half of the time

its not about radicalize the radicals before they radicalize. how about we as a nation show some respect. get the beat cops on the streets of the Muslim neighborhoods to actually show some sensitivity to the Muslim faith. If the cops want to militarize i hope they take a page out of the SF play book and integrate into…

you remove the knife,awl and file whats left? screwdriver and pliers? seems easy to just pack those 2 things

no one else see that that character on the main image is 51 exp from max? so he isn’t the first one yet. there is still time to catch up

they are marketing this to college students and young professionals that travel. go to class/work with laptop. come home to plug in TEh Powah and 360 no scope some n00bs on COD in sweet 200fps

Ajax? you mean Francis? i thought Deadpool took care of Francis

its probably not just straight pepper extract spray. more likely its the CS gas mix. so just being within 10 feet will mess you up. make it so you cant breath. tears start poring out and snot everywhere. Everyone that has gone through any form of Basic Training knows what CS gas is....

the problem is that you cant stream on twitch in a bikini any more. they changed the EULA a few months back making skimpy clothing against EULA and its a ban-able offence. so they must be streaming on some other lesser known platform

Simpsons did it already