Yo dawg. I heard you like eggs in yo eggs!

If you use the yellow snow there is no need to break out the sweet & sour mix at the party

over all the past years of having internet connected consoles, this bit of advice has been given every year but i can never see who it applies to. technology illiterate parents that buy their 12 yr old a PS4 have no idea what their child’s log in info is or what they want it to be or even how to hook the thing up to…

I still want to know what fox was thinking. They aired the presidential address about not descriminating against muslims. Then right after the Simpsons comes on with a new episode about Bart indiscriminately bombing muslims with a drone

first picture of the woods. no tree in fallout 4 has leafs. makes ground cover nothing but leafs..... its not winter, its nuclear winter.

if you feel as if you’re on you’re death bed. Drink like it and the alcohol content in the blood will kill the cold bug. i know science says it shouldn't work that way but come on. whats the difference between waking up feeling like death with the sniffles or the worlds worst hang over.

Win 10 seemed to have messed up all my machines. it cant tell what i want when i plug in headphones. it doesn’t auto detect and switch outputs or switch back when unplugged. really annoying.

Coffee can help prevent a premature death because you’ll be awake to see Death sneaking up on you?

its only NATO’s fault if the pilot had on the blue helmet of NATO otherwise is the country

Either don’t make eye contact and leave immediately after food is over. tell the host that you associate yourself with a certain caliber of people and that if they continue to associate themselves with such troglodytes that your continued appearances will be cut short. And in the off chance that you are engaged by the…

Or do something useful and turn SeaWorlds into dedicated marine biology schools

have you seen Penny Arcades comic for Friday Nov. 20th? Parabolic. sums up this article quite nicely

he’s been given a second chance at life. he can walk away from kardashians scott free.

I am just mad/sad that i can’t play 21:9 aspect ratio. I know changr the ini file. But the hud is stretched and the scope view and power armor hud and lock pick screen are stuck at 16:9 or 16:10. I want my God PC to run like it not like some peasant machine.

remember to remember a memory so you know you can remember the memory. sound logic here

what about an employee working at a school funded medical center/research center. the benefits they get give a discount for seeking medical care from the available staff at the school medical center. is your information private or “educational”

shouldn’t it be Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships? also the unit of which beauty is measured?

i always preferred calling it cock sauce.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

On sale because Steam knows people have a machine powerful enough to run Fallout 4 but also know that same machine can’t run fallout 3 due to it being to old. Just trying to cash in on the band wagon jumpers they want to play old games at last minute, knowing it won’t run

On sale because Steam knows people have a machine powerful enough to run Fallout 4 but also know that same machine…