Coffee here.

I used to think that was a joke. 6 years in to the marriage, and I realize it’s a fact of life now...

Does it matter? We legitimately owed them the money. If all we had to do to secure the release of the hostages was pay our debts, then good on us for paying them.

I’m ugly and poor but have a big dick.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

A W124 is a very solid choice, those cars will outlast most people. My daily driver is a 2000 E39 BMW 540i Touring, also known as the best BMW/wagon ever made. It’s got a nice V8 that will run forever after replacing the timing chain guides (which have been replaced in mine), a rock solid automatic transmission, and a…

We all know that “Hoyt” is really Tavarish. Who do you think you are fooling???

That’s not the law of anime.

That’s the law.

Period.

lol

This cosplay really didn’t click for me. I can’t really piece together why. Maybe because most people just shit bricks when they see it.

I was gonna say “Winter Soldier,” but no, Cap had Bucky.

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

eh, thats nobody’s business but the Turks

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

Never bring a Pokemon to a GTA fight.

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

Nah, that’s just amateur hour. Holding out a cup filled with urine would have been ace.