That is a quintessential racecar noise. I love it.
Signed,
Conflicted Porsche owner.

Counterpoint: Maybe you’re a douchebag.

Instructions unclear. Knocking on wood.

This is a good take. Actual suggestions in the price range that make a pilot look cool:

I’ve read this sentence four times and still don’t know what you’re trying to say.

25mph and they might unexpectedly stop on a dime. I know that no one will realistically do this, but that seems like full-face motorcycle helmet territory, to me. 

I don’t get this ongoing commentary that you can’t do anything truck-like with an expensive truck. Taking a car to the track is really hard on a car. No one then looks at a new 911 and says, “it’s a shame this isn’t cheap like a Miata because now it can’t be used for what it was built for”. My fiancee’s dad has a 2018…

That’s blatantly a sidewalk, right? Am I going crazy?

“125%”...because it’s leveraged and they’re upside down on it. 

Every truck driver in this video is now a UPS driver.

By your logic, the statement is false, also, because it suggests that kind of determination exists in more modern drivers (“it sure did after”). 

FYI: 4 died in ‘58. 3 died in ‘70 and a couple of seasons prior to that.

“While it’s impossible to say nobody took racing seriously before Senna, nobody took it as serious as he did. His steely determination and singular focus did not truly exist before, but it sure did after”

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever read on Gizmodo. Would love more of this. The world needs more Donnas!

Right. But the point is that no one actually gets tickets for it.

I think Osita’s question is kind of unfair, for a few reasons:

That first sentence is 64 words long.........

Used cars are about to get real expensive in Europe. 

If he wasn’t a UPS driver before, he is now.

Savage!