That’s one way to spell “ma’am”. It’s not the right way...but it’s one way. In other news, Urban Dictionary defines “Mamm” as an acronym for “middle aged molester man”.

Why did you do that?

Kia absolutely did not nail the “youth” market. There is a great deal of evidence that if you market a car to young people, it’s going to be purchased by old people who want to appear young. Young people, on the other hand, vie to appear successful and mature. You point to practicality combined with quirkiness as the…

“and car thieves can’t drive stick (because they lack honor)”

Haha this last paragraph is hysterical. The sound my Mini uses to alert me that it is, in fact, kind of chilly outside is the exact same sound it uses to warn of catastrophic engine failure. So that’s fun.

The “cold outside” warning happens in a lot of vehicles, if it’s any consolation. Off the top of my head, I know that Mini and VW both do it.

I see your point, but Lincoln is aiming to impress younger buyers, even though that’s not who buys $65,000 SUVs. I’m just saying that there are good style cues that nod to the past, and there are bad ones. I believe this is a bad one.

Screw it...I love this thing and would totally tow my collection of race horses with it. What’s with Lincoln and light blue interiors, by the way? The interior would look way better in a sand color or saddle brown. I’m getting too many vibes from my grandma’s old town car. Still awesome, though.

It came in spectacular fashion, but can we really call the better team capping off a 3-game road sweep a “fluky loss”?

I’m.....okay with this.

I completely forgot that 3 of these cars even exist

Meh, I’d argue that there is more evidence that we’re fucked by people who feel the need to insult others who just happen to be enjoying themselves

Your best write-up yet, man! Keep it up.

Should be possible to get the best of both worlds. My Boxster has loads of trunk space

I’m not a Ferrari fan, but I think it’s worth noting that innovation isn’t the singular metric by which we judge car companies. Ferrari makes gorgeous, howling, performance vehicles. Understandably, that’s enough for a lot of people.

Because they aren’t run by a complete megalomaniac

“Black S” is an awfully boring name for such a wild concept. Every manufacturer uses the same words to denote performance...Black...S...GT...Super...Spider...Sport...

1. The Mustang was far from alone in its gas tank config in the 60's

Huge urban myth. McQueen driving that Mustang wouldn’t slow anybody down in a 440 Challenger.

Hadn’t thought about that. Solar City and Tesla still need ‘em, though.