Question Not Related to This Article: Is it just me or are there a lot more older stories being rerun on the weekends since Gawker announced filing for bankruptcy? Just seems like the last few weekends Deadspin and Io9 are really digging deep in the well for content and nobody seems to be updating or posting anything…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

let’s not forgot he was drinking Bud Light Lime to complete the ensemble.

Of course he wears an Apple watch and “they’re Peach! (not pink)” shorts.

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.

“I am Spartacus.” - Philadelphia sports fans, holding a case of D batteries.

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

No, 2016. No. You don’t get The Greatest too. Fuck right off.

You think GRRM has an ending already? Optimist.

Here’s my proposed direction for the show’s new season...

They can finance it with all the money they made by selling off the textbooks that include science and history.

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

They need a roof now, huh? Guess climate change is real after all.

“ You have a problem when the villain is more interesting than the heroes”

Sure the US lost World War II and now half of it is occupied by the Nazis and yeah they randomly exterminate people on occasion, but cheaper beef prices! Silver lining.

Bill Simmons fucking hates this idea.

Well, this being Texas, I’m sure the sane and logical voting base of Arlington will see through this charade, and smarter heads will prevail.

Perfect summary of my feelings on it from the both of you.

Texas, as always, keeping their priorities straight.

Just think how organized their cattle drives would be.