Question Not Related to This Article: Is it just me or are there a lot more older stories being rerun on the weekends since Gawker announced filing for bankruptcy? Just seems like the last few weekends Deadspin and Io9 are really digging deep in the well for content and nobody seems to be updating or posting anything…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

let’s not forgot he was drinking Bud Light Lime to complete the ensemble.

Of course he wears an Apple watch and “they’re Peach! (not pink)” shorts.

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.

“I am Spartacus.” - Philadelphia sports fans, holding a case of D batteries.

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

No, 2016. No. You don’t get The Greatest too. Fuck right off.

You think GRRM has an ending already? Optimist.

They can finance it with all the money they made by selling off the textbooks that include science and history.

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

They need a roof now, huh? Guess climate change is real after all.

Bill Simmons fucking hates this idea.

Well, this being Texas, I’m sure the sane and logical voting base of Arlington will see through this charade, and smarter heads will prevail.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

Texas, as always, keeping their priorities straight.

they play baseball the Reich way

Why is everybody in such a fuhrer over this?

Cards against humanity?

Best Klans In Baseball!