Wait, your employer doesn’t have a team of people follow you around, ready to give you addictive pain killers and sleep meds at the drop of a hat?

Do a google, friend. I did. I googled “Maya Moore Salary” and it came up as 47,000 as of 2012 and some links to articles that stated she “signed a multi-year contract” but no mention of how much she made per year. I presume this is because the number isn’t in the millions and would look very small for a professional…

Good morning, grandpa! Love you.

I can beat my friend in NHL 17 on my ps4, he beats me on his xboxone. Controllers definitely make a difference.

Then the article needs correction, he obviously didn’t walk his statement back.

you bastard, I was drinking water while reading this and you damn near killed me. terrible call. SAD!

How do I cite a kinja comment in MLA format?

My point is, this article is about serial rape. You are spouting some thesis about making the NCAA less profitable on an article about women getting raped. You are not focusing on the fact that men are raping women, but instead trying to find “nuance” and a new angle. There is no new angle man, we need to prosecute…

This is fucking disgusting. How is it that the first comment on this horrifying article about multiple violent rapes chooses to focus on paying players? You don’t even say rape. You refer to rape as “all this” and “things like this”. You are a rape apologist, whatever you say after that.

That coach is a piece of shit though, right?

The rest of your comment doesn’t add anything to the obvious statement at the beginning. Packer defense is bad mmkay and Aaron Rodgers is good. We got it.

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I have a friend who was expelled for having marijuana in his dorm room. Minneapolis police didn’t charge him because they have better things to do. He wasn’t even harming anyone, just was a moron and got locked out of his room.

What are you talkin about with this DUI example? A girl was raped by a group of men and she reported it to the police and university. How would someone be suspected of a DUI without anyone being harmed or admitting to it themselves? Comparing a gang rape to a DUI may not be the best argument.

And my hatred for Mitch Leidner grows. What an arrogant prick. Outgoing senior has a lot of big tough things to say after heading the worst boycott to ever take place. YOU got him fired, Mitch. I hope everyone does transfer. Anyone involved in the boycott shouldn’t be welcomed back. We’ve always been a shitty team,…

I only have one friend... I kicked him in the nuts then tripped him and boy is he mad.

First game as a Center not going well for ma boi. He was also responsible for a delay of game penalty. Skol!

“You can’t have your cake and eat it (too) is a popular English idiomatic proverb or figure of speech.^[1] The proverb literally means “you cannot simultaneously retain your cake and eat it”. Once the cake is eaten, it is gone. It can be used to say that one cannot or should not have or want more than one deserves or…

can we retire “literally” instead? I don’t think you know what that means.

The ESPN panel with 2 former Dookies (and bonus for you, 2 white guys) ripped Grayson a new one last night at halftime of the Kentucky game. Called him a “petulant toddler” and “spoiled child”. Called for a suspension and said coach K shouldn’t have played him after this incident. You’ll always find people defending…