Can we get the ACLU or SPLC to start suing the shit out of these jurisdictions? Then maybe, just maybe, they’ll start taking police training seriously. This is complete horseshit.

Now that you mention it, I don’t think I ever have combined my Pregnant Nun and Zombie Nun costumes.... Hmm! I think I just got my next Mardi Gras idea! Thanks for the inspo, doll.

“None of the officers have been placed on administrative leave”.

grpd fucking blows.

Please tell me your zombie miniskirted nun also was pregnant.

in the interest of full disclosure, I HAVE actually dressed up as a miniskirted zombie nun before.

I hope the whole investigation opens up a landslide shit storm on law enforcement, prosecutors and judges. Wtf is going on in that county???

Heh! I’ve had some fun in life. :)

I was never punished, but girls were pulled aside pretty regularly to remind us to “look and act pure” so the boys wouldn’t be led into temptation. Two girls were sent home in disgrace because of their outfits, and never came back.

I can’t speak from any real church experience about the alcohol, but in the interest of full disclosure, I HAVE actually dressed up as a miniskirted zombie nun before.

“Of course not! My friend wouldn’t do that to MY property. Those other little sluts tho.”

Right?? Fucking Pentecostals, man. Freaky freaky shit.

My aunt got a switching for ‘moving too rhythmicly’ to some church music as a girl. If she’d been too dancey AND had a beer those old baptists woulda burnt her at the stake.

The part of the KYCIR article that really blew my mind was when they quoted the assault victim’s dad as saying he was at the church’s New Year’s party that night and saw a drunk Dan Johnson pushing his face against the breasts and crotch of a different young girl.

Depends on if it stops his other victims (let’s not kid ourselves, if there’s one, there’s more) from coming out or the paper backs down from an article they researched for seven months just because the guilty party killed himself to avoid justice and scorn. All sorts of criminals commit suicide when cornered, that…

The church had an illegal bar right in it. They were serving underage people and everything. They were busted but got a slap on the wrist and there was no follow-up.

If you told a known bank robber that they were too chicken to rob a bank, and they went and robbed a bank, then you said, “well I bet you’re too chicken to rob two banks in one day” and they went and robbed another, I bet any halfway decent DA could get you on conspiracy.

I saw the texts about being drugged at the bar the night before. I like the girls response in that she was having none of it...basically called him out, a lá “you knew what you were doing, and that’s why you’re trying to make nice, now...”

What the fuck kinda church was he running? Having ONE beer at a church function where I come from is enough to have the deacons at your door. Jesus H. Christ

thanks for posting the longcon link, this has been the talk of my town since it was published (I’m closer to Lex/Frankfort than Louisville) and holy shit, this is all so much.