childrenofthebroccoli
childrenofthebroccoli
childrenofthebroccoli

What exactly, legally, is required for a President to resign? Does he have to actually sign something, or is the inevitable “well I just quit then!” tantrum going to be legally binding if he shouts it in front of the wrong people?

Fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.

It’s a tribute to Woody Allen’s 70s movie about dating a high school student.

Yeah, I truly don’t mind RDJ getting a second chance because as far as I know he never was a gropey grabber. A word salad babbling Republican when he’s off script but at this point I don’t think he even knows what political parties are.

The same Robert Downey, Jr., who overcame serious addiction issues, has been a total stand-up guy since his return to the limelight, and has been credibly rumored to be a major contributor to sites outing Hollywood’s serious rape/assault issues? Yeah, real shame that guy slithered his way back...

Y’all, please help me out. A few days ago someone left a long, fascinating comment about Trump finally agreeing to a physical at Walter Reed in January and connected it to Trump looking for a way out of the presidency and out of his debt to Putin...

I really, really used to like C.K. and I tried to pretend the rumors about him weren’t true. That got a lot harder when Tig Notaro* called him out. When I saw the trailer for this movie I immediately thought “yup, he’s guilty as hell”.

Well, maybe, but she only stands to gain if Trump goes down for sexual assault. She needs to elbow him out in order to win the candidacy, after all.

I went to a benefit fashion show tonight, and the person I was going to go with cancelled - so I asked another friend. We went out to eat and then to the show. Afterwards she told me this was a huge breakthrough for her- to do something spontaneous and meet a lot of people she didn’t know and she had a ball! As did I

My (fucking a1 hero of a) brother and I have been dealing with my dad’s quickly advancing dementia for the last year or so. (I brought this up on a SNS a few weeks ago and people were super sweet about it). Just lately we’ve decided to go ahead with getting him into permanent residential care. This is a decision not

My black Lab mix has this weird ritual whereby when my husband gets home from work he goes on high alert, finds a rawhide chip or bone, whatever’s near him, and presents it to him. I’ve told the dog more than once that my husband didn’t actually shoot the rawhide and there’s no use pretending he swam into a lake to

I cleaned my bathroom today, I mean really cleaned it. Scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees, went over it 3 times, washed the walls, the whole nine yards. First time since my ex moved to South America a few years ago. I like how it looks less like I’m living in a seedy film noir hotel room.

A year ago I had to be rescued from a multiday hike because of a plantar-plate tear. It took forever to heal (it isn’t completely), which led to depression and overeating.

Everything was so pretty in the snow today, and also I saw some friends and squished a very cute smooshy baby! I’ve also been recovering some of my energy levels after being low-grade sick for months and it feels good, man.

You are trying so so hard that I’m going to reply: stop trolling. This is weak and obvious and frankly kind of sad. You seem angry and I promise that if you go outside and go for a walk you’ll feel a lot better after it than you ever will with this. Even if you manage to piss off or offend somebody on here and get a

Well porn-sex usually means hours of rather mechanical sex. Women are likely to get micro-tears in their vaginas, which increases the risk of HIV-transmission

What’s bigoted about a women not wanting to have unprotected sex? She’s not anti-gay, she’s anti-STD. I thought a woman had a right to choose what happens to her body. I guess that only applies if she passes your ideological test.

I’m honestly surprised at how well the “fake news” and “the accusers are liars” propaganda works.

Heck, I went to look for the GIF and lost my place! Anyway, as the purse-seine fishing net closes around Cheeto Benito and his dreadful family, there are signs from various corners that Putin has set in motion the process of throwing Trump under the bus. Recently, the Kremlin released information for the first time