Meuller is not an ineffective joke like some other people in Washington. Read up on the guy’s career; he’s taken down multiple major crime bosses. He’s going to take his time getting his ducks in a row, but when he decides the case is sufficiently investigated, a whole lot of people in Trump’s circle are going to jail.

I found a youtube video not too long ago that had a voice message he had left someone. It’s creepy how normal his real voice is.

My dad’s the best. Not only did he work his ass off to support me and my sisters, but he’s a giant nerd and introduced us to all the best movies that we might have missed out on since they were released before we were old enough to watch them. I watched the Star Wars trilogy on repeat, and can quote almost the…

I got a new cousin this week! She was a month premature, because my aunt developed preeclampsia, but both mother and baby are doing well.

Today is also my cousin’s birthday. Like literally, she was born five hours ago. She is also not under investigation.

It’s hovering around 95% on Rotten Tomatoes, so it’s safe to say it’s actually good.

Meijer is actually pretty good. We’re union, so we don’t have to put up with even a fraction of the shit Wal-mart pulls. There’s still the usual retail woes, like rude customers and understaffing, but there’s not a lot to do about that.

My mom claims Euchre is a Michigan thing. My dad’s office Christmas parties always included a Euchre tournament.

My mom has a similar number because she checks her email on the computer, so her phone doesn’t recognize the emails as being read.

The clip is from Iron Man 2, when Coulson told Tony he was not allowed to leave the house, and Coulson had no problem enforcing that rule with a taser.

I only knew about it because a trailer played for it before Logan, and my entire reaction was, “Oh, they’re making another King Arthur movie? Ok then.” They really failed at drumming up any excitement for this movie.

I’m typically reading Jezebel or one of the blogs I follow when I’m walking and using my phone. Walking is boring, reading makes it less boring.

No. Debating Nazis just legitimizes them. Milo does not deserve to be treated like he has valid opinions, because he doesn’t.

Jury trials are a constitutional right for criminal trials, but civil trials like custody battles or contract disputes follow different rules.

It’s also the go-to treatment for dogs who ate something they shouldn’t, like chocolate.

Weird Al gave us “whiter than sour cream”.

Some states don’t have a law specifically banning bestiality, but prosecute it as animal cruelty. I don’t think there’s any places in the US where it’s actually legal to bang an animal.

Do you not have the big metal toilet paper dispensers in your work bathroom? That’s where I set mine.

My dad did a job interview over FaceTime recently, but other than that I don’t know anyone who uses it.

Kristen Gillibrand would also be acceptable.