They actually kind of have to adopt the trappings of a religion to fight the way they do; a lot of Republicans like to pull out the “freedom of religion, not freedom from religion” card, and argue that Athiesism isn’t a religion, and therefore isn’t covered by religious liberty laws. So they pretend to be religious,…

There’s three different things they say to you when you ask about your pokemon; if they say they like each other or they don’t seem to like each other much, they’re making babies. If they say they prefer to play with other pokemon, they are not making babies. Some pokemon cannot make babies at all, like Lunala and…

“Shiny” pokemon are color variants of normal pokemon, like a red gyarados instead of a blue one. They’re extremely rare, but not any more useful than a regular Pokemon.

Here’s my take on the Electoral College: The whole reason the system is set up the way it is is so that we have a failsafe in case we somehow elect someone who is blatently unfit for office. If Sauron Cthulhu-Hitler ever wins the general, the electors are the ones who are supposed to go “Hey, wait a minute, this guy…

It’s shopped; the body is Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies.

Funny enough, that’s actually how the electoral college was originally supposed to work. People would vote for electors, who would then go meet with each other, discuss the candidates, and vote one into office.

I pegged the Aether Foundation as being evil the moment I saw them. Their aesthetic was such a contrast to the laid-back surfer vibe of everything else in the game, and they seemed a little too perfect and nice. Not to mention Team Skull was too much of a joke to be the main villains. Not even the other NPCs took them…

My grandparents have an open floor plan, and it’s one of the major reasons I hate spending time there. I’m an introvert, I need time away from people to recharge my batteries, and you just can’t get any damn privacy with a layout like that. Not to mention sound carries really well, so you can hear every word of every…

I’m pretty sure that the trading systems filter out hacked Pokémon, so if it got through WT it’ll get through pokebank security.

For real; worst case scenario is that the recount doesn’t change the results, and we wasted some time and taxpayer money, but even that would make everyone feel a little bit better, knowing that the election wasn’t literally stolen.

As a Michigan resident who isn’t a fascist, I also agree.

I named the first Yungoos I caught Donald, but failed to check its gender first. Oops.

It would be interesting from a historical perspective to talk to someone who lived such a long time ago, if nothing else.

It depends on what you define as “doing well”. Trump has expressed an interest in trampling the rights of immigrants, ethnic minorities, muslims, women, and gay people. So if you define doing well as getting his terrible policies enacted, then I hope he fails. If you define doing well as merely not destroying the…

Pence would be terrible for gay and women’s rights, but at least he seems competent and not-fascist. I’ll take what I can get at this point.

I’ve been thinking that lately, too. Yes, I hated his politics and thought he was hilariously WASP-y and out of touch, but at least he was sane.

Please, Eric is at best a low-level vampire mook that Blade threatens for information that leads him to the boss vampire.

If Trump and Pence wind up getting kicked out of the party before the electoral vote somehow, then Ryan would be the president-elect, and it’s probable that the electoral college would honor their state’s party choice and vote Ryan in. If, however, Trump is still clinging to the position after making a complete fool…

There is an extremely slim chance that the electoral college will do the sane thing and tell him to go screw when they vote in December, so we should probably hold off on coups until then.

Technically, the line of succession would kick in and Pence would become president-elect, but the electoral college would still have to confirm him. I don’t know what the odds are on them saying “technically, all those people voted for Trump, not Pence, so we’re all voting Clinton instead.”