How does drying your hands by wiping them on your pants rate? Because I’ll be damned if I’m going to fuck around with the air dryer at work for the five minutes it would take to get my hands halfway dry.

As a Michigander, I feel compelled to defend Faygo’s honor. It’s really very delicious if you like fruit-flavored sodas, especially the peach flavor.

I agree. Sometimes, you are going to be attracted to people you can’t date. That’s life. Dealing with those feelings without dragging the other person into it is part of being an adult. Take a cold shower and stop staring at little girls’ legs, ffs.

I have worked at many places that have guidelines for how to style your hair, and this hairstyle would have violated none of them. It’s naturally colored, neat, groomed, clean, and out of the way. If you can find a dress code from a retail store that this would violate, I’d love to see it.

The reason was that photography was really rare and expensive back then, so most people only hired photographers for special occasions, like weddings. So if a kid died young, it was entirely probable that the parents had never taken a photo of their kid when he was alive, so this was their last chance to get a photo…

My sister and I used to make a fortune in tickets off the Whack-a-Gator machine at Ceaser Land (Little Ceaser’s version of Chuckie Cheese). The trick was to ignore the mallet-it only took a light tap of the hand to register a hit- and to have a second person to help. I’d take the left side of the machine, she’d take…

Just before Warlords of Draenor came out, World of Warcraft had an event where if you killed the last boss in the last raid of Mists of Pandaria, Garrosh, you got a limited time heirloom weapon. Competition for spots on raid teams was vicious, and players were getting kicked and replaced constantly.

How did they get all of those cats to stay on their seats long enough to take the photo?

Well he did strangle his cousin, but that was due to the influence of the ring, just from seeing it. On the other hand, for the ring to take hold of him so quickly suggests that he was already fairly corrupt, since Bilbo, Frodo, and Sam all carried the ring without murdering any family members.

Gnome hunters are coming out in a few months, no dwarf Druids, though.

Yeah, the hearthsteed. I made my sister play Hearthstone for me until I got the mount.

He was very popular with 10-15 year old girls in the late 90's/early 2000's, and then he hit puberty.

Not just Down Syndrome, but any disability, which could include stuff like Anencephaly, which has a 100% mortality rate within a few weeks of birth.

Of course sexism exists, but after the whole “young women are voting for Bernie because they want to impress the Bernie Bros” thing, I’m a little defensive about people implying that voting for Bernie is evidence of sexism.

Pretty much all of my female friends and relatives voted for Bernie too, so I wouldn’t be too quick to pin it on sexism.

1v1 Tol Barad is actually kind of fun. My warlock vs a warrior, I pretty much feared him until I ran out of fear spells, got killed by him, respawned, feared him again, over and over until the clock ran out. I was defending, and he never managed to capture a building, so I won.

Sticking your head in the oven used to be a popular method of suicude; when that kind of oven became obsolete, suicide rates in England dropped dramatically, and stayed down. When you make it harder to commit suicide on an impulse, fewer people commit suicide.

If they any of the candidates run as a third party, it’ll only serve to split the vote and hand the election to the other party’s nominee. I hope Clinton and Sanders are smart enough not to do that, but Trump seems like he’s way more interested in stroking his own ego than advancing an actual conservative agenda for…

Whatever the reason is, it’s a direct counterpoint to “don’t dress like a slut and you won’t get harassed.”

My friend actually notices that she gets more catcalls when she’s walking to the store in ratty sweats and a hoodie than she does when walking to the gym in yoga pants and a tank top, on the same stretch of road.