I suppose that makes sense, if you completely ignore the fact that feminists also talk about toxic masculinity and how restricting men to traditionally masculine roles hurts them, and that they encourage boys to wear makeup and play with barbies if that’s what they like. If you add that information in, it looks a lot…

Well, yeah. My family contains gay people, interracial couples, women who make more money than their husbands, and even a stay-at-home dad. If you have a problem with any of that (which republicans, pretty much by definition, do) you aren’t invited to be part of my family. And don’t give me that crap about only voting…

Yeah but the movie’s coming out in June, so there’s much speculation that they’ll release Legion around the same time to double up on the hype. Also, they’ve never started a beta this early before, so that indicates that they’re planning for an earlier release.

I agree with your post, but I have one little nit to pick: The 3/5 compromise didn’t have anything to do with voting rights, it was about how to count slaves on the census for purposes of taxation and congressional representatives. But other than that you’re spot on.

My sister has a gauze pad taped under her nose. She calls it her mustache.

My sister got her deviated septum fixed yesterday, so she’s skipping thanksgiving because her nose still hasn’t entirely stopped bleeding.

I liked milk when I was a kid, but drinking milk and then riding in a car was a sure fire way to make me barf. I threw up on pretty much every trip to grandma’s until my parents figured out it was the milk causing it, and stopped letting me drink it on road trips.

That’s about how I reacted when Ehren “died” in First Lord’s Fury. I can deal with characters going out in a blaze of glory, but he died in such a stupid and pointless way. It was practically off screen! I almost didn’t finish the book because of that, but I’m glad I did, because a couple of chapters later you find…

No. Don’t you dare fat-shame your kid. For one, kids that age are still growing, and a bit of baby fat is normal. Two, telling her that she’s fat when she’s really not could lead to life-long body image problems, including dangerous eating disorders. If she has unhealthy habits like spending too much time watching TV,…

Fun fact: you can sign up to be an organ donor online in some places. You just fill out a form with your identifying information, and they mail you a sticker to put on your license. It takes literally 5 minutes, and it’s not like you’re going to need your organs after you’re dead.

My aunt’s divorce from her first husband took like two years because they were fighting over custody, and she was engaged to, living with, and pregnant by husband #2 by the time the divorce was finalized.

It was a common saying at the time; it means something like “I don’t usually act like this/it’s not socially acceptable to act this way, so let’s just blame it on the booze”. If you watch movies from the time period you’ll probably hear it there too.

Oh my god the Kel’Thuzad is holding a Mr. Bigglesworth doll. I’m dead.

I don’t even like coconut, but I eat Samoas by the handful. I don’t understand why they’re so magical.

Tomatoface is a never ending font of WTFery.

You know that photo is fake, right?

I hate when polygamous people act like monogamy is some culturally imposed delusion that we’d all be happier getting rid of. No, asshole, some of us are wired to be monogomous, so stop being a condescending dick.

Assuming the bus has no shortage of available seats, putting your purse on the seat next to you is a good way of signalling “don’t sit next to me, I don’t want to talk to you.” Once the bus starts to get full though, you should move your purse, because now people have a reason to want to sit next to you besides…

Did you miss the Benghazi hearing last week?

I have to say, it’s kind of refreshing to have a troll who really makes an effort. Any 4chan idiot can make a burner and post porn or shout homophobic slurs, but Tomatoface is a master of saying things that are just reasonable enough to be plausible, but stupid enough that you want to argue with him. It’s honestly…