Well, we're talking about about getting laid with monsters here. I mean, I thought danger was implicit in the premise.

Considering how many Gargoyles fans seem to be around here, I'm surprised nobody has given a very obvious answer:

Edgar Rice Burroughs was right, after all. He just didn't get the dates right.

I suppose that's why you can built a lamp in the form of a lady and make it sexually attractive. Because biology:

Tuskegee experiments, Khmer Rouge, the Gulag, Rwanda, Latin-American dictatorships, the Chinese Great Leap Forward, any kind of African hellhole... you name it.

Yes. Yes, it is.

I shed two manly tears of joy and recognition when I read that Anaal Nathraak is one of your favourite bands.

You forgot to mention that Fido presents us the hottest version of Carrie-Ann Moss ever.

Two words: Albigensian Crusade.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/atheism

That's false, but hey, you're free to believe whatever bullshit you want to. I suppose that using the old "have you ever heard the words 'social contract'" or "no man is an island" won't be of use, so I won't bother.

Right now, there are few things the US can't achieve with the threat of military action... Although, of course, from time to time you've got to show the fangs so the world can see the gun is loaded.

Yes, please. More militarism. That'll hasten the process of decadence.

Oh, yes. The lower classes were very optimistic during the Gilded Age and the first third of the 2oth century. That's why union labors, the first work legislations and the Soviet Union happened.

"Skip the Verhoeven movie version, and go straight to the source material"

Actually, you're not. I love Dorne, all the characters of the setting (and, more specifically, the setting itself), and I found excruciating that they had so little pages in FfC and DwD. Specially considering all that redundant pages of Cersei and Brienne POV in FfC.

Mmm, that's a pity. I've always wanted to become the real life counterpart of Hob Gadling.

God is a power rocker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people still dress girls in pink and boys in blue. Stereotyping is nice, but I prefer facts. Hope you don't mind.