Do you want to rent the film sir?

I'm not sure it counts as an electronic, but I'll give a shout out to my alarm clock that I bought about fourteen years ago that is still going strong the few times I use it instead of my phone. It's the loudest most annoying piece of shit with an overly large display that, now that I'm thinking about it, was clearly…

Yeah, Gadget was something alright. She stirred up…. feelings. A little zig instead of zag and it could have lead to a canceled convention in CO. There but for the grace amirite?

And now I'm learning that "Jack" came out in 1996 as well. So many disappointments in such a short period of time.

That's what "Spy Hard" was for me. I love James Bond, Leslie Nielsen and movies - what could go wrong?! On top of that I was maybe 12 years old and just allowed to see movies on my own for the first time. I wanted to leave before the opening credits had even finished. It was the first time I felt truly tricked by a…