I would watch a movie with this plot. Not in theatres or anything, but on a plane.

• Cash Warren and Jessica Alba sleep in seperate bedrooms.

counterpoint: YES!

So pretty! Who’s pretty babies?! You are. Yes you are. Who has gorgeous little faces?

In defense of Jim & Kelly, they are still 69ing and loving it.

What if you filled up the food bowl, took a picture of the food in the bowl, then cropped a circle of the food within the picture and printed it out, laminated it, and glued it to the bottom of the food bowl? Then it’d never look empty.

that’s such a scam. if i try to give my cat a belly rub when he’s like that, it’s straight up venus-flytrap style bite-a-thon

I find it hilarious how people who don’t bathe, shower, or shampoo often or with real cleansers always insist that they don’t smell at all and nobody ever notices.

Well alright but I am now just bitchy on its own merit and can’t claim pregnancy hormones made me do it.

If someone wearing rose perfume sits next to me on the bus, I don’t care if that’s the last seat & it’s a 45-minute ride— I LEAVE. Fucking hell, gurl, don’t wear rose perfume in public.

I need to hire your services to tell 3 different women in my office that their perfume is so heavy & so disgusting that I cannot be within 20 feet of them. They’re nice clean people and good workers, but christalmighty do they stink.

Ugh, I can smell myself within three days if I don’t shower/wash my hair. And, I’m not using crappy hair care products/soap either.

And, working in an office full of engineers who fit the stereotype...it sometimes smells like nasty hair in here :X

The potential for stinky is always there. And if I’ve been somewhere with an open kitchen or smoking I have to wash it.

I’ve always WANTED to try the no shampoo thing (my hair is similarly on an 18 hour timeline) but I’ve never had the time to get over the hump.

That is what I was going to post. Unless it was someone really close to you, would you say anything? I wouldn’t. The other day, some guy was standing in line behind me and the smell was overwhelming. I was surprised when I turned around because he LOOKED clean. But that stale body odor! The line could not move fast…

No no it’s so boring it’s the same thing every day and then you’re wet and you’re cold and your hair is wet and what is it all for??? So you can do it again tomorrow?

Yeah, my hair would a lank, greasy mess after two days without washing. When I skip a day of washing my hair by the end of the day the dirty hair smell hangs around my head like a miasma.

No one noticed!

I’m getting the Campbell Soup kid.