FRAME THAT SHIT!

Of course not.

I don’t know who he is. I’m 29.

Tyrone!

So they maintain absolute control they can use to twist his arm and make him stop embarrassing the family. By, you know, dating someone who is the child of doctors or something. What if they’re in PRIMARY CARE??

There are laundry services for that.

Who the fuck is Scott Disick?

Oh, my, gawd. This poor kid. He is going to be so fucked up when he gets older. Kids need chores to feel valued and significant, competent and loved. He is gonna get some serious addiction problems when he is older, and probably never experience real intimacy. This makes me sad.

Is the hipster bar from the tamale story Happy Village? Phyllie’s?

The shadows.

This guy does if you’re a “chick,” though.

It’s only bad if you’re doing it to “be a chick magnet” and starting a lifestyle blog about it.

That’s not what toxic masculinity means.

My mother, who used to be a server, told me this.

Because it’s expensive? There’s some disease or climate change thing making that happen.

This happens all the time when I am out to brunch with my mom and we are catching up, mainly because I am deathly afraid of choking because I almost died from choking on something once. When it isn’t busy. That said, I usually feel bad myself, for being the freak with the crazy gag reflex. This article has been…

Ohhhh.... bullshit.

Ventilation is a totally valid reason to wear that.

It is nice to be able to have a public symbol that is supposed to act as a barrier. I used to have a fake one I bought myself.

Last year at the airport, two middle-aged men we’re making loud comments at me. I was 28, and my 22-year-old sister who looks like Hipster Barbie said, “Omigod, are they like, going to come over here? ... Wait, this happens to you all the time? WTF? This almost never happens to me.” It’s less about being pretty, I…