That probably has a lot to do with where you live. I also get street harassed a lot more when I look like shit (sick and going to buy sick supplies), so maybe you’re actually too pretty? Humble brag, indeed.

So is saying she has a pretty face.

Cool, thanks. I did not understand which they were talking about.

There would still be fluid, just not sperm, it sounds like.

Condoms break, leak, and are the bare minimum. Anyone using condoms as their only form of birth control is seriously walking on the wild side.

Honestly, what are you afraid of? This seems less invasive than getting a cavity filled.

Fair point.

They don’t want to fight because it’s too exhausting, so they convince themselves there’s nothing to fight about. #SerenaJoy

Nothing says concern for my well-being than being willing to tack on some extra years of widowhood!

The Funny Hippie One signs on to this.

Snuggle teeth! :D

My cousin’so dentist wife: “I could fix your teeth for free, you know.”

....... Say they’re pretty.

Serious question: how can you even tell if someone loses five pounds?

I’ve gotten, “It’s really smart of you to take your drink to the bathroom.”

Before their generation did a bunch of coke, voted for Reagan, and actively ruined the economy for us.

It means you have muscles?

I also got, “But you’re so cool! How are you not Jewish? That’s sad.”

I didn’t feel like I could.

She isn’t just living as a black woman. She’s fabricating hate crimes and getting jobs where they wouldn’t say they were looking for a person of color, but they clearly are because POCS are more likely to have firsthand experiences of actual oppression.