I dunno, remember pantsing, though? I never did it, but I knew people who did in like, first or second grade, and it was definitely about sexual humiliation - frequently accompanied by making fun of the kid’s “weiner” or whatever. Are those people sexual sadists, do you think?

What is a bear bile farm??

If you believed in the whole Bible, you would be. What you choose comes from inside you - it’s been you all along. You don’t need an outside source of morality or ethics.

There are lots of atheist unitarians, ya know...

But did you really know what was happening, though? Just because you have the parts and the hormones doesn’t mean you have the cognitive capacity. I definitely have precocious puberty memories of being like, “Why did I do that? I have to wash that now.” I also definitely had no idea it was like “what mommies and…

Not only that, but once you thought about it, what reason would you have not to go through with it? “Fuck it...”

“I think faith at its best is supposed to make life precious & worth living & worth living well at that. It’s supposed to make love, mercy, & compassion ideals to strive towards & in so doing make us better people.”

But doesn’t the fact that you like the kind of religion you like come from inside of you?

Sometimes people seem condescending when I’m defensive...

Dude, make your partner Poopourri.

Because after you have morning sex, there is often a limited amount of time.

“...blame the lack of sex on her... also, technology. I know, because I am an ‘Apple genius,’ and apparently picked up my mistress on Pinterest.”

THIS. And then he complained about sex once every two weeks ‘becoming a chore.’ What’s your solution to that, bro? Do more “chores”? This one’s a thinker.

420? That’s just cruel.

Holy shit. Tell her to sue.

That... is a trip.

More stories: “The Beef Brisket Bandit.”

Canada of the South?

“Bitch, you can’t even have a family!”

Whoa, just stumbled upon this, and it is motivating me to lose weight because: should I ever meet him, I want to rip this dude off like a Band-Aid.