You didn’t crack the manual, did you? It says all over it that it should be managed by a physician. I know it’s unpleasant; I helped my roommate through it. Yes, it was managed by a doctor, because you can die otherwise. She relapsed, though, because they are a fucking harsh mistress.

Do you build furniture out of acorns?

A life is a life, no? And you seem to believe that a zygote is a “child,” so let’s go with that. Extracting the “child” from your body is the same as refusing to save its life, knowing it will die, no? Statistically, fewer organ and tissue donors means many undabatably-actual people will die because people refuse to…

I LOVE VLADI PRIVATE ISLANDS.

Also, outside shower.

Oh, yass... also, outside hot tub for me! And a steam room I can hot box.

Mine will be called Candy Bar. It will be a bar that sells nothing but alcohol and fancy candy that I (may) have made to pair with the fancy (or not) alcohol. This will include, like, Guinness + Guinness cake with Bailey’s frosting; classy Skittle brau, with a Belgian white pint rimmed in crushed up homemade skittles;…

Dude, just don’t watch it. It’ll be ok.

And who isn’t visibly unhealthily skinny. Stereotypes about people who have “real” anorexia being extremely underweight prevent people from catching it early, before there’s shit like organ damage or, you know, death. They’ve undoubtedly killed a lot of people.

I just checked; you can’t. It’s a random sample. Damn you, science!

That person is Dr. Ruth. And Laci Green.

Whoa, that is some spidery mascara. D8

At least we have the opportunity to develop senses of humor.

Did you try shitting it out?

It’s a choice, but people should know what is required to actually do that. I used to look like that, and I was spending 20 hours a week on it... at age 15. What a waste of life. At least people who do drugs are kind of fun.

It’s red (work) tape over black (sleep) dominoes to show that work replaces sleep because he is an awesome douchebag.

The issue is that he definitely has servants and is condescendingly preaching about productivity.

Long-term use of benzodiazepines will create tolerance while the toxicity stays the same. After a few months (they’re only supposed to be taken for 6 weeks or less), there will not be an amount that will make your anxiety-provoking withdrawals go away without killing you. Cold turkey can also kill you if you have been…

If you really want those drugs, walk into your GP or gyno’s office for your appointment, and say you have been feeling “weird” for “a while,” but “didn’t realize it was weird until [you] talked to [your] friend.” Describe your symptoms honestly. Answer questions honestly.

If he thinks everyone should be this productive because he doesn’t understand doing anything else, who the hell does he think is watching his vlog?? People he hates?