He said, “Putting the baby to bed.” That asshole sticks other people with his baby to this extent. Like whoa.

Seriously, he sounds insufferable. What did he achieve? Douchiness?

That... would be a gender thing.

Connecting new information to previous experiences is how brains - and learning - work. Otherwise, what would you be doing? Learning strings of words?

“I’m so lucky that I’m in a male dominated friend”

Cannot star this enough.

Kim awn dawn, liddle lady! Ah gits uh real gud deal awn some chester drawers!

I want some. How does she make them?

Nope, her mouth is just filled with blood.

I don’t. I love cilantro.

Um.... don’t drink beer, then?

All those tastes pale in comparison to the heinously strong soap taste. Grapefruit juice, my ass. Where is a decent brown ale? Like 80% of the craft beer section at any convenience store is annoying soapwater, which, for some reason, I still drink. Grah.

Isn’t that like, the whole point of Satanism?

They’ll just say it doesn’t. Cognitive dissonance doesn’t seem to make them change their minds too often.

So you believe we should be able to force people to be bone marrow donors, then?

Who do you have sympathy for? Or basic empathy?

Keep on truckin’. You can do it.

I thought they were just watered down? They taste watered down.

Couldn’t she easily launder it through SkinnyGirl?

Heh. They call them Stoner Boners for a reason.