He said, “Putting the baby to bed.” That asshole sticks other people with his baby to this extent. Like whoa.

Seriously, he sounds insufferable. What did he achieve? Douchiness?

That... would be a gender thing.

Connecting new information to previous experiences is how brains - and learning - work. Otherwise, what would you be doing? Learning strings of words?

“I’m so lucky that I’m in a male dominated friend”

Cannot star this enough.

Kim awn dawn, liddle lady! Ah gits uh real gud deal awn some chester drawers!

I want some. How does she make them?

Nope, her mouth is just filled with blood.

I don’t. I love cilantro.

Um.... don’t drink beer, then?

All those tastes pale in comparison to the heinously strong soap taste. Grapefruit juice, my ass. Where is a decent brown ale? Like 80% of the craft beer section at any convenience store is annoying soapwater, which, for some reason, I still drink. Grah.

Isn’t that like, the whole point of Satanism?

They’ll just say it doesn’t. Cognitive dissonance doesn’t seem to make them change their minds too often.

So you believe we should be able to force people to be bone marrow donors, then?

Yet ... the people who really judge sex toy purchasers harshly are the anti-sexual progressiveness people. I suppose there’s probably a Venn diagram you could draw here, but I heavily suspect that circle A: people who harshly judge sex toy purchasers, and circle B: people who think “men have needs” (and this excuses…

It depends on how each is trying to “fix” the other. Is one trying to get the other to stop hurting them? Is one trying to get the other to serve them with no or very little regard for their (the other’s) own needs?

Fleshlights?

“What was she wearing? Was she drunk? Did she go to his house? This will never stand up in court.”

No, thankfully.