#ThisIsWhatHappensWhenYouMingleYourDNAWithTrophySpouses

Joke's on us; it's petrified shit! /I'm gross

Goddamn, meatballs are gross.

Right. The responsibility to get an abortion if you don’t want to make a child. Also, the responsibility of society to save themselves suffering and money by protecting everyone from the threat of unwanted children with free birth control - of all kinds. Also, the responsibility of society to actually leave no child…

Empowered, strong, intelligent women have irregular cycles all the time. I get a period like 2-4 times a year. When I was younger, I would get it for like 30 days at a time. I’m 29, strong, empowered, and change my NuvaRing every month on the 13th and 20th. And perfectly used birth control is not 100% effective. And…

Would you have told them?

If you refuse to do your job, you should be fucking fired. Duh.

Goody-two-shoes with teeth that are rich-people-white who want your approval and think they’ll get it like dentists. And become them.

Do it.

Traumatic? As is pregnancy, especially unwanted pregnancy.

Mary Poppins, Part II: Revenge of the Nannies

Doing a bunch of coke and voting for Reagan? I thought I thought of that myself. Which MST3K is that in?

Right, but after college.

Tents Burqas.

What?? NO!!

Peggy is peanut butter and jelly.

Because you used to actually get "good jobs" if you went to college. Before their generation (Boomers) got super-selfish and destroyed society. And now they look down on us and call us selfish because interwebz. Projection, much?

And these entitled fucks think if you go to college you get a good job like they did when they were young, before they destroyed society by doing a bunch of coke and voting for Reagan. "This'll work fine!"

Did no one call the cops? What if he really did kill himself?

I love how he implies frats have existed since "the entirety of human history."