It's like... how many of these dudes do I work with?

Aggrieved Entitlement is another plausible theory.

Or didn't look feminine enough. Or looked too feminine. Or went outside.

If your camera equipment was stolen, people would be like, "That sucks," rather than, "You should never have bought a camera if you didn't want it stolen. Lock technology changes over time, and bolt cutters have existed for longer than swatting. You're expected to do a basic bare minimum, if at all, just like the…

A choice that is irrelevant to this discussion unless you are trying to defend psychopathic behavior.

Really? Marijuana is in the same vein as swatting? 0,o

Doesn't terrorism require a political goal?

I recently took a step back from all this from the big picture. I'm 16 years old, okay? I don't want to be risking my life. That's what I would be doing. I would be risking my life. I'm done with high school. That doesn't mean I'm smart—that means I did Internet school. Don't misconstrue that. All I have to do right…

This is very relevant, because only 99.99th percentile and above of workers get hired. There is 99.98% unemployment, obviously. This is why we are all on Gawker.

Love your username. I boil all my denim.

I notice you have one star on all your comments. Starring yourself, are ya? Sounds competitive.

What is negative about inducing labor?

Like if someone was dating someone who already graduated. A junior and a senior go out, then the next year, the junior's a senior and the previous senior's 18 or 19.

But you could totally take your cousin, right?

Dishes which you wash as much as possible while you're cooking if you're not doing the dishes later or being an inconsiderate ass. I stand by this one. I would be absolutely stunned if this wasn't a source of simmering resentment for her that is 90% likely to blow up in your face at some point. You're welcome.

It's like kissing babies. Because women are like babies. Also: why is kissing babies a thing? Get your fucking hands off my child, old man!

Oh, you're one of those d-bags that pretends they're on a cooking show? Probably stop that.

Little girls, though.

But she was "just playin'"...

You "sook out" older men? Ok. I'm betting the near decade age difference really is necessary for your men to match your level of sophistication.