It's totally badass. Are you peanut butter and jelly or what?

Naked vs. not naked.

Grilled pineapple is the best thing ever.

Right, but he had no dependents, correct? You can't always tell. Best not to get your panties in a twist.

Shit, she's only 24?? What Am I Doing With My Liiiiiiiife??

Jessica. Williams.

She should owe him lots of money. Make his life marginally better.

You were literally gossipping about someone's humiliating hardship, then you bullied him.

Self-awareness is just as good for you as "personal responsibility."

Totally possible he has a serious mental illness and can't handle making his own food. Did he live alone? How does a single male get public assistance?

I really used to have red spots in my armpits ... I thought there was something really wrong with me, but no. It was "just irritated," apparently. It looked like port wine stain, but exclusively in my armpits. I was already worried about it before the magical deodorant came out.

SQUEEEEEEEEE!! Congrats.

OkCupid is POF for idiots. :)

Doesn't it matter if the woman thinks it introduces a creepy dynamic and would just prefer not to? And yes, if we were just initially dating and he wasn't my partner, getting unsolicited flowers would make me uncomfortable.

MeeeeeeeYOWWWW. I was just wondering what the useful difference between a C-section and an extremely late-term abortion would be for the mother's well-being. Thank you for making reproductive justice advocates look unreasonable and hostile. You don't speak for us.

You know what that sounds like? Disinhibited Social Engagement Disorder, which almost always comes from being abused. These pieces of shit were just covering their tracks.

At that point, couldn't you just do a C-section, though?

We all pick our noses.

There is a collection?

Well, I'm glad you're not one of the dudes that acts like a woman approaching them is deviant. You should hate those dudes, by the way, because a lot more women would approach men if they didn't shame and blame women for doing it.