The actual quote is “Go woke, go broke”.

https://www.business-standard.com/article/automobile/tesla-is-not-just-a-car-maker-but-an-ai-robotics-firm-says-elon-musk-121042700689_1.html

I’d love to go a day without opening this website and seeing Musk’s face or a Tesla headline scattered across half the landing page. Please?

How many more Elon articles are in the pipeline for today? We haven’t had quite enough yet. 

No further comment necessary.

I actually got excited to see a non lifted wrangler on street tires the other day.

Wranglers. Specifically lifted and angry eyed ones that blind me every goddamn day. It’s so common it’s almost like this is how they’re all sold on Long Island.

Because it wasn’t owned by a self important douchebag prior to his purchase?

All your concerns are mine too, so I find them valid. The game should have you start with a crappy car and make your way up, but that ship has sailed.

That’s great, but what does his skin color have to do with his ability to win a race?

The title makes me smh. Some articles should point out race, but this one is not needed. You could just say:

I got the McD’s one and it was terrible. I ordered without pickles and had to wait, so I assume it was made fresh, but it still felt old. At least it was bad enough that I realized even if ithat particular sandwich was old, any increase in quality from getting one fresh could at most raise it to “bad” instead of “so…

Everyone is different. I personally thought the McDonald's chicken sandwich was terrible. Not a fan of the bun or the underwhelming tasting and small piece of chicken.

I tried the McDonalds one last week and wonder why it’s even on this list, much less higher than KFC. It was on  par with something you get out of a fridge case at the gas station.

Why not a 4Runner with leather seats and navigation?  Sounds luxury enough to me and it’ll also still be roaming the earth after a nuclear apocalypse.

Rav4.

Range Rover Classics

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Here come all the stupid Land Rover jokes from people who like the low hanging fruit, but the reality is that a Land Rover LR3 will get this job done and then some within the budget. General rule of thumb is that all LR’s with the 4.4 AJV8 were/are actually very reliable vehicles.

It’s a mars rover made available to the public. I think it’s beautiful.