Yep, there’s no way he can make it to 2024 if he got a 2nd term. His entire 1st term he was getting maybe 4-5 hours sleep max. With his obesity, heart disease, dementia, lack of sleep, and the anger he always has, his heart will not last much longer. The past week he’s been getting maybe 3 hours of sleep each night. A…

As I was getting dressed this morning I thought “Oh, I’d better not wear a solid red or solid blue shirt this morning because I don’t want to get shot.”

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Yes the no-maskers are my first clue...such a complete split. I do not know a single liberal who does not wear a mask. The one I know with a health issue carries one that has “health issue”  written in it lol...and shows it if confronted.

I hate this so much. But if all these Supreme Court justices want to actually play by the rules that the founding fathers created, don’t they have to acknowledge that when these rules were made no one could possibly hope to have results on Election Day? Nothing in the Constitution laid out rules for scantron machines…

Yes but there are two types...

I am afraid, well terrified, that the polls are not reflective of the likely millions of secret racists...those proud to be racist attend his racist germ fests and wave their flags, but many more just silently pull the red handle...fucking scarier than any Halloween...

They meant for the invitations to say the party would be “absolutely ERIC”.  By that of course I mean it will suck and be terrible.

Looks like she had a psychotic episode with one of trump’s Sharpies on the helicopter ride.

Please make my veil look like a pinned-up headdress for drunken fairies.

Says the woman who, if she wanted an abortion regardless of the laws of her country, could go literally anywhere in the world to have one. Sorry you peasants can’t do that but if you had architected your birth into a wealthy influential family, that empowering paradigm would be available to you, too. As that foreigner …

It’s kind of like saying you’re kind of interested in business so maybe you’d like to try your hand at being CEO of Apple.

That joke was Divine.  I’ll see myself out. 

Sorry, from now on I only want nothing but qualified career civil servants in office. The problem with celebrity politicians is they never want to start at the bottom and work their way up. They want big jobs first and think city council, or state house is beneath them.

Something something Castro/abortion

I’ve always been kinda “meh” about Chrissy Teigen (sometimes she makes me laugh, sometimes she’s annoying), but her piece actually made me cry. 

I have a friend who was a rabid Bernie supporter.  When Bernie dropped out, she insisted that Trump and Biden “are the same.”

She’s been through hell, it’s good to see her pulling through, what a terrible time to be dealing with all this heartache.

Dare to dream that he did fall out of a Moscow window or wolf down a glowing Kremlin snack.