But Vancouver knows how to party!

Well take him back and we’ll stop, we’ll even throw in a surgeon with magic hand and a huuugely successful businessman to sweeten the deal. They could work in the syrup mines (again...magic hands) I assume those are a thing

Cruz will totally be “Cruz Missile”
Kasich will just be “Captain Kasey” (they weren’t all creative)
Rubio will be “Rubix Cuba” (some of them were)
Ben Carson will be “Herman Cain”
Trump will be “Orange Blossom”(my coworkers warned me not everyone will get this one)
Jeb! will be “that guy from Thanksgivin’”

The real problem is that it may be a good plan because somehow, according to Gallup, a recent poll by Bloomberg pegs President Dubya’s approval rating among Republicans at 77 percent. What the fuck?! President Dubs did so badly that some conservatives voted for a Black man with the name Barack Hussein Obama!

I’m telling you, he’s going to show up to the White House with moving vans and hordes of his crazies

Glenlivet

I absolutely think Veep is what he is angling for; his experience can offset Rubio’s inexperience and his humanity offsets the fact Rubio is a robot, with Cruz he could be the moderate to offset Cruz’s crazy, which is a good deal for Kasich because he becomes President when Cruz is disqualified for being Canadian

Oddly enough, while I don’t think it’ll possibly happen, Kasich-Sanders is the ticket I think gives Republicans the best chance. I’m glad Kasich won’t win any more states

Ignoring? Someone is apparently unfamiliar with physical embodiment of charisma Jim “Wildman” Webb; why he possesses the charm and animal magnetism of Al Gore and Ben Stein combined!

TMZ? No, with Kristaps it’s worldstarhiphop or nothing

I think his informal polling of that particular voting bloc show inflated numbers that wouldn’t actually translate to votes

Jim Webb, and he’s announced he won’t run an indie campaign, thus saving us what I am CERTAIN would be a split within the party. That was close

I think he’ll claim victory and show up to the White House with moving vans

I’m not necessarily a Sanders supporter actually, and South Carolina polls are from last month and some numbers are more recent and show the same +20 point gap. It will narrow, though I think he should be focusing almost exclusively on Nevada

Oh I don’t think it’s fair to say Republicans don’t care about people...just because they barely applauded at the last Republican debate when Trump said “we won’t let people die in the streets.” That was insane, it’s like the most softball line- America is not a country that let’s people die in the damn streets- and…

It’s old, but I haven’t seen anything more recent

I share those concerns, because despite the fact he doesn’t like to admit it, there will have to be compromise

Glad you liked it, I took a leap based on your name that you might enjoy it. I feel your pain, I cannot escape the gray either, I wish you luck on that one

And how fucked up is it that that’s true

Sounds like somebody’s family wanted a lawn, or, you know, space