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I come from Brooklyn stock as well, and yes I like that I can close my eyes and hear my grandpa and great uncle, debating matters of great import over a nosh and a vodka; when he really gets going he sounds like a rambling Rabbi

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Oh yeah, the first thing she said was “dressed too bright, it’s not your night.” I trust her opinion, she’s accomplished and also I like advice that rhymes

A political consultant who specializes in female candidates just arrived, walked in the room and exclaimed, “oh so much yellow!” Clearly you are not alone

Oh absolutely; though it’s really that he knows the White vote isn’t enough for a Democrat, this is just the beginning of what I have to assume is a massive outreach campaign

It’s so funny you say that, several of the women in my office (we’re having an office party) were just saying that, “I don’t want to talk about her clothes, why does she make me?!” sums up their sentiment

Thanks, seemed like a natural fit to me. Plus I mean, come on, two headed-donkey!

The ones that Republicans have accidentally gone on the record saying are purely political?

Just keeps pointing in the air and shouting “I believe I was mentioned in the last response so I should get to...to resp...to respond...please stop buzzing me”

And makes LBJ seem downright decent by comparison

I want to see him just wander onto stage behind them, not acknowledging the debate, just slowly setting up his own podium behind them as they try to go on like a madman isn’t behind them, setting up one of those little microphones that play out of a speaker; then just jumps in and starts hijacking questions

The Republicans would love to see PBS go away

I do think she was hoping to narrow the gap to lower double digits though, under 15 at least. His big test, since I don’t think South Carolina is going his way, is Nevada (I know that’s reverse order). Big union state, but also diverse and pro business; he should at least be able to narrow the gap, which is wide. This

This seemed more apropos

I’m rooting for it because I want studios to see R rated superhero hero movies as viable. A lot of amazing comic books/graphic novels/fantasy work that needs to be made needs to be R in order to be made properly. Stop making everything pg-13, yay mature content!

I have to take this opportunity to remind everyone that President Bush Jr. EATS CATS LIKE CORN ON THE COB

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (did the birthday plea for ungray work?), all I can say is...

Me too, it’s been a much needed distraction for me and the office. I’ve had staff coming in to ask questions and they all look at the thread to see where we are. Our intern tried to talk me out of the drinking tears line but then we reminded him that’s what we do with interns and he skulked away. I totally get your

Goodie, you gave them art time! I used to give them crafts time, but they kept making variations on a chisel. It’s like the voices always say, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, stay shackled to your cot

e) he has snuck into Babs’ house and has unwrapped and begun playing with their gift for Jeb, and will tell Jeb, when he calls his parents, how much fun it is

It’s important to keep morale relatively up. Sure I keep it 119 degrees in there, but occassionally I do give them something to drink. Granted it’s their own tears, but that brief moment when they think it’s water, that’s really nice for them. Also I like to put up inspirational calendars and cross off the days for