And I bet they’d be totally cool with you doing that in front of Prague’s historical monuments.

Kitty Genovese died 50 years ago, before the advent of social media and the Internet.

Because Duke having the seed that it does is proof that the system is fucked up.

The NBA never fucking ends. Finals in July, then Game 1 begins the moment the champagne from the World Series runs out. Let the NFL have the lone spotlight for a fucking month.

Your dad is from out in the country, is he? This sounds very familiar.

According to all evidence, Mathis’s emotional age could still redshirt.

Wait.

34 is actually a very acceptable age for offensive linemen. They’re one of the longest lasting positions in football.

I asked for my burger 12 hours ago, trailer park dweller, and here you are still talking to me.

Ah, shitting on the fun of others.

You have a TV, right?

I’m in a rock and a hard place on this day. On the one, I love conviviality, love to drink, and am of Irish descent.

....Where are you getting that?

The adverts are aimed at what your viewing and shopping habits are. So..um..busted.

This is Adaquate Man, not Deadspin.

This ad populum argument can be easily defeated by quietly noting that Trump is leading in the polls.

“or white ethnic pride”

Silence, shit-person. When people like you speak to people like me, it is to take our food order. That is all.

Naw. You’re a racist who doesn’t like it when the finger is pointed at other racists, because you get hot under the collar.

Are you really comfortable being a worthless pile of shit who will die in a trailer park?