This is why it needs to be mandatory for corporate directors to retire at a certain age.

Note to the DC-area people who are complaining about your taxes: This is how the rest of us feel about having to pay your salaries.

To be fair, he isn’t exactly displaying Harvard-level intelligence right now.

Elway is as valuable as a GM as he was as a quarterback. Before anyone looks at my Kinja handle(in retrospect, stating the team alleigance that way was kind of stupid) and declare “Haters gonna hate”, let that go on the record.

I’ll go one further with the blasphemy: 2015 Ryan Fitzpatrick was actually pretty damn good.

He’s probably still paying Hahvahd-related fees.

Are you trying to be a smartass because you’re a worthless piece of shit who backs Trump?

From this year’s Denver Broncos “WYTS”:

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Sarcasm is a foreign concept to you, isn’t it?

I fucking hate the NBA, but I cannot deny that we are watching a genius here.

So Adidas handed over that kind of cash even though he may bust?

Money, not monetary. Fuck AutoCorrect.

So they bought him a 75,000 dollar car without knowing whether or not he’ll wash out or not?

Read a comment that I made further down the line. I’m not decrying it.

I don’t care about the DUI; he’s a kid who made a mistake. I’m more annoyed that a college kid from a dirt-poor town in the CousinFuck Belt has a luxury car. This is why we may as well pay college athletes; it’s just acknowledging the truth at this point.

A 2016 Cadillac Escalade starts at $72,970. The per capita income for Dak Prescott’s hometown of Haughton, Louisiana is $20,881. The median income for a family is $57,000, and Prescott’s mother died two years ago.

Jesus Christ. Does the NBA ever end?

It’s time for an outside authority to step in and clean house.

You started it by calling me racist for...I don’t know why, really.