Jesus Christ, I didn’t even know this was a thing. We’re heading into the fucking Dark Ages.

You need to relay this anecdote to your boss, followed by a query as to why this person is still employed.

We are partially carnivorous, and you are lecturing a species that still likes to torture its own kind. The world that you live in is not always a pleasant place, and it will never be perfect. Fucking deal with it.

What a fucking shock, it’s a Jalopnik guy! And we all know the general motto of Jalopnik people: “That is so kickass! Too bad that I can’t afford it!"

Green Bay actually has something other than the Pack?!?

“And no. I don’t feel like making a list of the many ways that I’ve improved the lives of others.”

If that makes it happy, then I’m happy for you. But don’t push it on others.

“Almost everything you said is [citation needed]”

I would like to point out that the article also says he started drinking as a teen and stopped in college. So, it didn’t last long.

I’m sorry. I’d love to be joining ya’ll in the jokes, but this article makes me fucking see red.

And you’ve replaced it with an addiction for believing that there’s a Sky Man that will make it all better.

Leave Philip Rivers out of this.

That’s not a fault of porn, that’s a fault of the system you grew up in.

That was my Kindle’s fault, not mine.

Um. I can make out everything that’s happening. God I can’t wait.

The money from your Burger King paycheck will not be missed.

The world that you live in is not a nice place. And it is never going to be a nice place. You had better make your piece with it.

Tom Ley is the worst.

If you’ve read the books, it’s actually pretty obvious. None of these trailer shots were overly surprising if you have. This was just Tom Ley whining.

Actually, D and D are committed to bring it to its conclusion.