That was a nitpick on my part. Way to totally ignore my point that Tom Ley was being attacked, not Deadspin in general.

The South:

An article about 3000 people like this going on a cruise is something that almost certainly brought joy to the hearts of repo men across America.

1. Did you notice that the traditional publications are worth more than the blogs? Do you even math?

When I had a minor in history, I remember reading where young girls were once subjected to the fucking wonderful device known as thumbscrews in order to make their fingers longer. Which was a thing, I guess.

Until they realize that Georgia’s society sucks.

“Dad”, the child will then say, “Whatever happened to the “Tom Ley” person whose name is attached to this artifact of an article?”

Okay, I can give him that, that’s fair.

Was Kap playing in Jan? Because Smith was.

In all fairness, many of these questions are more revealing about character and psyche than they look on the surface, kind of like how there are certain U.S. federal government studies that look like a waste of money at first glance, but are often part of something very big.

Exactly.

After reading the Kindle sample for Johnny Anonymous And the NFL, I’m 90 percent certain that Mathis was the Big Scary Lineman In His Mid 30s Who Didn’t Give A Shit And Would Stand Up To Anyone.

Well, he’s all in on the Kaepernick project, a.k.a. “Jed York will literally disgorge tens of millions of dollars before SF admits that it was wrong about Alex Smith."

Incidentally, this probably goes a long way in explaining why Jim Harbaugh wanted out of the Shield.

To directly quote a player who got in Saban’s face: “I’m a grown-ass man!"

Cannot upvote you enough here.

“franchise tag Sam Bradford.”

That said, you’re right about Kelly’s terribleness.

Well, as far as Reid being this supposedly terrible coach...

He still is. He’s just a racist that was under orders to make a player look good.