I hear that his wife was worried about what a suppressed guy like Mike would do with high-speed internet.

I hope the Bumblebee movie is like a Christopher Guest mockumentary.

Thank you!
It always bugs me when he says "I fix broken trains, my friend."
I'm sitting there thinking "You don't fix shit. These dudes are doing all the work!"

My son is obsessed with British television shows that feature self-aware machines that fuck everything up and the humans that have to clean up the mess. I'm looking at you "Bob the Builder" and "Thomas and Friends".

I had a similar reaction with Lady Gaga.
My girlfriend at the time mentioned Lady Gaga in conversation a few times. I thought "Lady Gaga" was a product.

I'm already working on my screenplay "Gorillavalanche!"

Fun Fact: Moynihan and Piece of Toast hate each other.

Hot and saucy! Texas Style!

I just hope that Tom Servo sings.

Ask Torgo and The Master.

There is still hope!

Hitler?

You don't need that sort of person in your life.

Hey! You can see the Cubs losing!

He got a special backer package on KickStarter.

People keep calling me!

Yes?

He looks like the Wrathful Buddah.

Heart poundin'!
Veins Clogggin'!

You rang?