Scene: A dark alley. Steam rises from the grates. A rat scurries past the camera as footsteps are heard. A man runs by being chased by a woman.
The man is cornered. He pulls a knife.
The woman goes for her belt. She pulls something…
MomCop: "Freeze Scumbag!"
MomCop isn't holding a gun. MomCop is holding a bottle!

30 years earlier that show would have been called the "Miss-teries of Laura".
"How does that sassy ripe tomato find time to do it all?"

Megan Mullally is married to Nick Offerman. That is something that is "going on".

You win today's "Best Username Award".

Great! Now I have to leave work and go watch this episode of The Simpsons.

Any time I get to insult a Trump is great.
And referencing The Jerk is just icing on the cake.

Melania Trump Autobiography
Chapter 1
"I was born a poor black child…"

For a guy that talks about "having the best of the best' his suits always look like something bought at a JC Penney's.

Not the Trump ties they make in Malaysia.

I agree and would like to get you started on a rant.

https://lh3.googleuserconte…

Well said.

I understand what you mean, but it seems shady that she totally ignored the challenge and just did what she wanted and was then rewarded for it.
None of the other queens could pull that off. But maybe that's the point…

I went into this season expecting Alaska to win. I was rooting for her.

And now they all do it!

This line always cracked me up. I love how casual the line is juxtaposed with the situation. Little bits like this are what made Hank Scorpio such a great character.

And that child is named "Gordie". All too perfect.

Why was Courtney blocked by Ru in the first place?

Lisa: "Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall, I'll give
you a call."
Jay: "And if you ever want to visit my show —"
Bart: "Nah, we're not going to be doing that."

Lets get him on The Good Place.
God?
The Devil?
Both!?