The smart play for Federer here is to put a ball squarely into Lance’s liver. Can’t run down drop shots while you can barely walk. 

And Cole Fisher’s going to get promoted. 

We’re supposed to wait for the *second* half to start ignoring emails? 

Are those two options different?

“If poor people just went to Yale Law School maybe then they wouldn’t be so poor anymore”

Seriously. This is a guy with a history of violence towards women announcing to the world that another woman he dislikes “should be afraid.”

Posting screenshots of his own abusive texts on a public social media profile is an interesting choice. Let’s see how this one plays out for him in family court.

How on earth is Durkin going to stand in front of a locker room full of players ever again? Or walk into a high school senior’s parents’ home and promise to care for their kid? What an absolute fucking farce. 

I’m surprised the butter industry isn’t standing pat.

“At Land O’Lakes, we’ve long believed that Rep. King (IA) meant European butter cultures were superior to non-mesophilic dairy products. We regret the confusion. ” - Land O’Lakes

I think it’s the part where they refer to themselves as just like everyone else, albeit smarter. 

“Mr. Chairman, on the motion to remove the current Trustees we have a dozen ayes and one very loud neigh.”

So basically she somehow couldn’t manage to shill the inflammatory bullshit persona act to conservatives, but burned too many bridges to return to polite society. A blonde, female Clay Travis basically.

Or GMs convince dumb owners that losing games is a “strategy” in order to keep from getting fired. If you’re going to lose 12 games anyway you might as well pretend it’s part of a process.

Definitely a tepid response from Daryl Morey. 

“On the charge of rape, Mr. Ronaldo, how do you plead?”

“I don’t have any ability to reprimand you but you better pretend to respect me” is a very weird message to convey.

“Please show this text to your AD and have him give me a call” is the NCAA version of the middle school principal threatening to call your dad at his office if your behavior doesn’t improve. 

Just need a good whisk and strong right arm then. 

What kind of person doesn’t sift their dry ingredients first smdh