Wait...this happens often enough that Barstool has a policy addressing it?! That seems...fucked up.

Mike Pence looks like a dad whose kindergartener got a speaking role in the class play. Couldn’t possibly care less what the speech means, just ‘please-god-let-him-get-through his-lines-without-pissing-himself’ running over and over though his mind.

Was this all filmed backstage at a Seb Gorka speaking engagement?

Roy Moore doesn’t seem like he’d be attracted to girls actively trying to score, so very unchristian of them!

The private language argument goes a long way in trying to make sense of JR Smith!

Reporter: “LeBron, any thoughts on life?”

Sort of amazing how much credibility Boies threw away by doing Weinstein’s dirty work. His firm’s representation of the plaintiff might have meant something until fairly recently!

So Bret’s drinking again, I guess...

Normally you have to eat leftover salmon tartare cornets before that sort of result.

I’m not sure taking Webb taking an estimated 15 sacks in the next few weeks would do wonders for his confidence. They weren’t all Manning’s fault! 

Bill’s stats intern is still confused that famous British Architecure-star Walton insists on attending so many basketball games.

Now I want an official Deadspin ranking of states by moral compass. My first instinct was to put Florida at the bottom, but your Alabama has put up a hell of a fight recently.

Yeah but they also both coached Tebow so it evens out.

Because the allegations, statements, etc. are unproven, I think it’s sometimes fair for the accused to get *some* degree of the benefit of the doubt, but not to an extent that would essentially reward them for staying silent. I agree that employment as D.C. at a major program is not a punishment, but i’m also not…

Ahh yes, Tampa Bay, home of Uber-assaulter Jameis Winston, and an Ohio State program that certainly has never been involved in scandal or coverup. Glad they took a look and got to the bottom of that for us!

Oh I absolutely wouldn’t support that hire either. I’m not a Vols fan, but Schiano has a long track record of terrible behavior interacting with players, and on top of that I have no reason to doubt mcqueary’s statements. Why would he make that up?

I would imagine a successful micromanager would deal effectively with something like a MRSA outbreak in a professional facility. Let’s not pretend Schiano is a Saban, but your point is valid!

Browbeating unpaid players isn’t so much a ‘management style,’ as a raging personality disorder, but I guess other than that and the potential child rape coverup Greg sounds great. Why would anyone, at any age, want to work for a micromanaging authoritarian?

Mark Davis *did* swindle Sheldon Adelson and then tell his players to protest “with pride.” Mark. Fucking. Davis as the league’s most relatable owner! 2017 has been weird.

The “Other coaches,” comment, defensiveness about Trump, trolling KC fans for no real reason...you’re actually Bill Belichick, right?!