This checks out, Tiger could never turn down a cocaine-induced foursome. Someone should probably check on Brad Faxon though.

Dwight’s doctors are just glad he’s finally thinking about a substitute for all of the candy he’s not supposed to eat.

I’m a guy with a sort of similar background, and if it’s any consolation, I’ve found that now that I’m a little older (I’m 29, too), I genuinely enjoy dating more. I’m more comfortable with myself, life is a little more stable, and I think having more experiences has let me better connect with a wider group of people.…

Midwesterners get creepy when corn’s involved.

Swaggy P may very well have been doing this outside of the analogy too.

Carmelo’s loving this.

She literally said “we were abused.” in the comment you mocked. Maybe listen to other people?

I don’t know, the fact that she was also a victim kind of give her original statement some context. Not that it was correct or okay, but I can absolutely understand someone internalizing the shame/pain of abuse in that way.

I thought it was a ‘mictural’ pun...am I being overgenerous?

Wait, you worked a no true Scotsman in the fourth paragraph, too! This is good stuff.

You and Roy Moore’s attorney were in a 1L study group together, weren’t you?

You’re not one of those expert legal people, huh?

You could *not* go to a website that you know does something you dislike in “every fucking article,” right?

Just offering some friendly advice, Scoot.

I’d go with the “shut up” option if I were you.

This explains the Hurricane Irma speech where he mentioned that Melanie had wanted to be there, while she was actually standing next to him!

Just getting into court and forcing a response from the owners probably counts as a victory, it definitely can’t be good PR for the league. Plus who knows what turns up in discovery?

Something tells me you’re not doing this same great comment section work highlighting waste and abuse on articles about fraud in federally-backed flood insurance, or working to recapture corporate welfare from firms caught using fraudulent accounting practices. But hey, I guess we all have to choose a specialty, right?

I suppose most things are some combination of genetics, epigenetics, and environment so probably? In what world is that relevant to a disability determination/healthcare scheme? I guess after a few more years of a republican-controlled congress NOT answering that question with a full set of my genetic markers might be…