chiefinspectorclouseau
Chief Inspector Clouseau
chiefinspectorclouseau

Don’t get it wet, don’t expose it to sunlight.

Somewhere, someone still owns a Pontiac Aztek, and is sighing in relief, for he no longer owns the dumbest production truck thing. Unfortunately, the SSR owner down the street is still in third place. 

If you’re anything like me, it comes from a time when you were much younger, much poorer, and much more enthusiastic about salvaging/rebuilding broken or dying electronics for personal use or to sell for a quick buck. That being said, I also still hoard this shit because... wait, why do I still need a 4-pin Molex to

What are you talking about? Remdesivir trials showed a statistically significant reduction in recovery time and reduction in mortality rate:

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

I feel very lucky to get to edit these stories. There are not many audiences that have an appetite for the more niche stuff, but Gizmodo readers consistently show up for them. Yay

Do you so quickly dismiss anything you don’t understand as useless because feelings of inadequacy require you to declare them useless so as to not feel confused and left behind on another topic?

Take a hint that it’s not wanted? That 2nd HQ had nearly 70% support in NYC including majority support across all demographic groups. And even higher percentage support of those in Queens  Stop trying to compare 1500 jobs coming as some sort of caving by Amazon. That’s 6% of the 25k jobs that would have been created.

Wow, the lack of comprehension by the author with basic economic principles, math, and just reality in general is outstanding.

Ceci n’est pas un chat avec un pipe.

“I’m a little sad about the lenses I have going obsolete.” On the contrary! Those old lenses with aberration are just what the hipsters want to nostalgically photograph their printing presses, big wheel bicycles, ancient espresso makers and other arcane ephemera! They’re surely to skyrocket in value and be sold in

Actually, I would guess that he’s sharp and focused all the time.

Without going to the youtube page itself, the title is truncated as “Why the World’s Best Mathematicians are ho...”. I was amusing myself trying to figure out what the rest of the sentence was and all I could think of was “... homeless”.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

The show is dark and full of errors? Ehh????

So, hypothetically, how much could a guy earn in this line of work? Are we talking retirement money? Hell, even if we aren’t talking retirement money, since I don’t plan to retire from shitting anytime soon. Is it too soon to order a “POOP$” vanity license plate?

I’m a big Elon fan

There’s a disease called plastic bronchitis where patients cough up “bronchial casts” (usually tan colored); it doesn’t seem to hurt the patient when it is expectorated. However, bronchial casts are usually much smaller than that giant clot; the largest I’ve seen/read about (I’m a pulmonologist) was one that outlined

When i saw the cloak i recognized him immediately.