Looking forward to their next story, “Mussolini: How He Made the Trains Run on Time.”

He’ll be tomorrow’s “Guess that Ass”

Loses his family’s life savings on dungeons and dragons, can’t keep his dopey opinions to himself enough to keep a job.

You’re supposed to be a provider, you jerk.

It took me a while to figure out his point, because at first read it is as if he is saying the other guy who won isn’t really African???

What the fuck is this article? Whose retarded cousin needed a job?